Congratulations, America! You have just elected a vainglorious demagogue to be the 44th President of the United States!
A vainglorious demagogue whose experience you can pack into a thimble and still have room left for your thumb!
A vainglorious demagogue whose policies will bankrupt the grandchildren of the college-age voters who have pledged their blind devotion to him!
A vainglorious demagogue whose idea of leadership was to go-along-to-get-along, and vote “present” 130 times during his 15 minutes in the Illinois State Senate!
A vainglorious demagogue who has already demonstrated that he will stifle and ruin anyone who dares to ask hard question or oppose him!
A vainglorious demagogue who proved his decency, character and honor by defiling the reputation of the woman who raised him in order to defend the heinous excuse of a human being he called his “spiritual mentor”!
A vainglorious demagogue who deceived and outright lied time and time again about his past and his associations!
A vainglorious demagogue who has no respect for our values and traditions to the point where he will not allow his children to celebrate Christmas!
A vainglorious demagogue who has all but promised to trash the Constitution – the document he calls “flawed” - that he will now swear to preserve, protect and defend!
A vainglorious demagogue who will bring our troops home in defeat and disgrace, and allow his new Best Friends Forever in Iran and Syria to plunge the Middle East into bloodshed!
A vainglorious demagogue Americans will soon regret giving the keys of the kingdom to!
Enjoy your Kool-Aid, kids! You're gonna need it!
ldavis-2, IMDb.com 61 Comments
[11/7/2008 7:40:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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11/7/2008 7:42:08 PM
What's with all the accusations of vanity and arrogance? Obama comes across as one of the more mild and empathetic politicians on the national scene. During the debates McCain was completely dismissive, how was he not the arrogant candidate?
11/7/2008 7:46:43 PM
I think this guy just likes the phrase "vainglorious demagogue". Probably thinks it makes him look smart.
11/7/2008 7:49:09 PM
11/7/2008 7:50:07 PM
hmmm, so you think we should have voted for the violently insane man who joked about bombing Iran and potentially starting the third world war?
Not to mention his little joke about rape victims.
11/7/2008 7:53:03 PM
thimbles don't go on thumbs, dumbass.
11/7/2008 7:53:05 PM
I don't think we're the ones who've been dipping into the koolaid, if you get me.
11/7/2008 7:55:44 PM
11/7/2008 7:57:23 PM
Interesting, why do these words together sound like a bag of cocks or something?
Oh, because ldavis-2 is one.
11/7/2008 7:57:41 PM
You're 8 years too late with your post.
Oh wait, you're not talking about Bush . . .
11/7/2008 7:58:22 PM
11/7/2008 8:02:12 PM
[citation very f*cking needed]
11/7/2008 8:02:40 PM
A vainglorious demagogue...
Repeating something doesn't make it true, no matter how many times you say it.
11/7/2008 8:03:05 PM
I feel a little bad boiling it down to this, but he's "vainglorious" because he's a black man who's now overreached the "limits of what authority" black people should have. I imagine you'd be getting the same kind of bitching and moaning along the exact same line from these people with Hillary as the president elect. I don't know if it would be better or worse though.
It's a bit lame to do a line-by-line, but there are too many ones that are just too easy.
I will resist for now.
11/7/2008 8:12:32 PM
"Congratulations, America! You have just elected a vainglorious demagogue to be the 44th President of the United States!"
I'm afraid you're confused. Bush is leaving the White House, not moving in. Do try to keep up.
"<snip rambling insanity/lies/more insanity>"
Yes, yes. Whatever you say. Now go lie down and wait for the nice nurse to come in and strap you back in so you don't hurt yourself.
11/7/2008 8:19:10 PM
Awww, it can use a thesaurus! Isn't that precious!
11/7/2008 8:26:44 PM
I love it when they compare democrats to the people in Jonestown when they're the ones in a religious cult.
11/7/2008 8:29:04 PM
Don't you mean "God ordained a vainglorious demagogue?"
11/7/2008 8:38:40 PM
Other than your complete lack of facts, I doubt very much you know what either "vainglory" or "demagogue" means.
11/7/2008 8:45:26 PM
I'd bet a hundred bucks this guy can't define either "vainglorious" or "demagogue" without access to a dictionary.
11/7/2008 8:47:31 PM
Let me guess, you heard the term "vainglorious demogogue" for the first time and thought it was nifty sounding. Well, repeating it doesn't make it true.
11/7/2008 8:52:10 PM
Allegory for Jesus
We would drink our Kool-Aid, but, evidentally, you already gulped all of it down.
Is it sad that I know every single talking point that he is making reference to in this post?
11/7/2008 9:02:30 PM
I'm beginning to suspect that this person considers Obama a vainglorious demagogue. It's a very strong hunch.
11/7/2008 9:04:38 PM
OOh, impressive, you know big words.
11/7/2008 9:08:35 PM
How is it fundie, srsly.
11/7/2008 9:13:33 PM
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