Congratulations, America! You have just elected a vainglorious demagogue to be the 44th President of the United States!
A vainglorious demagogue whose experience you can pack into a thimble and still have room left for your thumb!
A vainglorious demagogue whose policies will bankrupt the grandchildren of the college-age voters who have pledged their blind devotion to him!
A vainglorious demagogue whose idea of leadership was to go-along-to-get-along, and vote “present” 130 times during his 15 minutes in the Illinois State Senate!
A vainglorious demagogue who has already demonstrated that he will stifle and ruin anyone who dares to ask hard question or oppose him!
A vainglorious demagogue who proved his decency, character and honor by defiling the reputation of the woman who raised him in order to defend the heinous excuse of a human being he called his “spiritual mentor”!
A vainglorious demagogue who deceived and outright lied time and time again about his past and his associations!
A vainglorious demagogue who has no respect for our values and traditions to the point where he will not allow his children to celebrate Christmas!
A vainglorious demagogue who has all but promised to trash the Constitution – the document he calls “flawed” - that he will now swear to preserve, protect and defend!
A vainglorious demagogue who will bring our troops home in defeat and disgrace, and allow his new Best Friends Forever in Iran and Syria to plunge the Middle East into bloodshed!
A vainglorious demagogue Americans will soon regret giving the keys of the kingdom to!
Enjoy your Kool-Aid, kids! You're gonna need it!
ldavis-2, IMDb.com 61 Comments
[11/7/2008 7:40:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Must be a REALLY big thimble, I can't get a regular one on my pinky,hell probably not on my small toe!
11/25/2008 1:00:15 PM
How on Earth does he manage to cast a vote ("present" or otherwise) every 7 seconds?
11/25/2008 1:34:53 PM
Why the hell is this on the IMDB?! Talk movies, not politics!
11/25/2008 1:43:37 PM
demagogue actually means someone who makes emotional appeals to the public's hatred, prejudice and fears. Like everyone else said already, we've already had constant demagogery for the past 8 years. I'd say that Cheney justifying torture by claiming it stopped potential attacks on this country is a hallmark example of demagogery. As H.L. Mencken said so sweetly: "a demagogue is someone who says things he knows not to be true to people he knows to be idiots."
12/12/2008 7:14:15 AM
By the way, this post reads like really, REALLY, bad poetry. I have an image in my mind of ldavis-2 reciting this at a coffee house and then getting booed of the stage.
12/12/2008 7:19:34 AM
2008-Nov-07 08:38 PM
Don't you mean "God ordained a vainglorious demagogue?"
hahahah best comment
12/12/2008 7:27:54 AM
"A vainglorious demagogue who will bring our troops home in defeat and disgrace, and allow his new Best Friends Forever in Iran and Syria to plunge the Middle East into bloodshed!"
The war can't be won. And the middle east has been in bloodshed for thousands of years. Fucking douche.
12/12/2008 10:36:08 AM
Those words came up on your "word of the day" calendar, and you couldn't resist using them, huh?
3/24/2009 10:05:59 PM
I'd make a drinking game of this, but by the time I finished the rambling I'd have probably died of alcohol poisoning.
10/6/2010 1:24:07 PM
Oh, well. At least he has much more education and political experience than the one before him. And he seems less eager to sell out the US integrity to some oil conglomerates in Saudi Arabia.
10/6/2010 1:29:24 PM
Osama's still dead.
7/20/2011 6:32:18 PM
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