[For the last few weeks I feel as if I am being attacked {...} there are things that haven't entered my mind in years that are popping in on me. {...} For some reason Satan seems to be on me constantly.]
You should be happy. Satan doesn't attack those that he doesn't see as a threat. Also, Satan can't attack anyone without God's permission, so I'd say God is allowing it to work his perfecting of you.
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Also, Satan can't attack anyone without God's permission
lol wut? Even by fundie standards, this doesn't make sense at all.
Also, Satan can't attack anyone without God's permission
So all the evil in the world stems from God?
"Satan doesn't attack those that he doesn't see as a threat. Also, Satan can't attack anyone without God's permission"
Anyone else see the neck-breaking contradiction here?
yeah just more reasons I do not believe in Yahweh the tyrant.
@ MK, yup. Satan only attacks whatever he sees as a threat yet cannot get through unless Goddy boy lets him. Makes perfect sense..
Alright enough with the stupidity and making shit up. Where in the holy hell does it say in the Bible that God and Satan are in cahoots and "God has to give permission" for Satan to tempt someone? Let me guess it's the same place in the Bible as the word "Rapture"?PS For you RR people who don't read the Bible, but lie about it, that's NOWHERE in the Bible!
"[For the last few weeks I feel as if I am being attacked {...} there are things that haven't entered my mind in years that are popping in on me. {...} For some reason Satan seems to be on me constantly.]"
Sounds like years of cognitive dissonance and repressed feelings, likely of a sexual nature, have caught up to you.
/armchair psychology
"You should be happy. Satan doesn't attack those that he doesn't see as a threat. Also, Satan can't attack anyone without God's permission, so I'd say God is allowing it to work his perfecting of you."
You people just make up anything, don't you?
Satan doesn't attack those that he doesn't see as a threat.
Ahhh, so that's why it's usually the theists who go around doing all sorts of messed up stuff; it is actually that darned "Satan" making them do that. And that's exactly why atheists are usually living lawful, peaceful, productive and socially responsible lives, because Satan knows they are damned anyways so what's really the point in making them do bad things, right?
And here's the fun part; in the end all the murdering, raping, cheating, lying, evil, corrupt bastard theists would get to eventually go to heaven because they gave God what even an omnipotent being apparently can't do without; recognition, plus of course an ass-kissing of a lifetime. As for the atheists, well, we are put eternally in a lake of fire despite living a decent and honest life by this divinity who seemingly has a depth of personality on par with your average supermodel. I must say the world sometimes seems rather cramped when one has to knowingly share it with billions of such crazies, yeesh.
So, god's Dr. Venture and Satan is Sergeant Hate.
Hate : "Oh, boy, looks like we're gonna have to go full nerf on this guy!"
Yes, schizophrenic symptoms are a positive thing, as it tells you the devil cares enough to hassle you, so you must be impohtent.
Don't know how many of you posters who have referred to mental illness and schizophrenia actually encounter it on a day to day basis: I do and it isn't funny. Oh all right, it is sometimes. I met Mary Magdalene the other day. Well, that's what she told me. But the connection between certifiable illness and religious delusion intrigues me (and is one of the reasons I visit this site). The first sentence of this sets alarm bells ringing in my head (not literal ones, should any fundy be eavesdropping). I'm not being rude but compassionate when I say: this guy is borderline psychotic and needs help.
This is one of the many inherent contradictions in Christianity - either God is omnipotent and hates Satan, in which case it doesn't make sense that Satan can do anything? Or God is omnipotent and is in cahoots with Satan (which is what they're saying there) in which case God is an asswipe and not worth worshipping. Or God isn't omnipotent and can't stop Satan doing his thing, in which case he isn't God. It hurts the mind trying to reconcile those.
Oh yes, plus being psychotic as the others have said!
"For the last few weeks I feel as if I am being attacked {...} there are things that haven't entered my mind in years that are popping in on me"
Those aren't satanic attacks. Those are called 'thoughts' and it's what the mind is supposed to do: think. You've been a fundy for so long and haven't had an original thought, that the first time it starts to happen, you automatically attribute it to the work of the devil. Good for you, keep up that mindset, and soon you'll be sacrificing your children to jehovah the benevolent sky fairy and throwing yourself off of mountain tops.
"there are things that haven't entered my mind in years that are popping in on me. "
They may actually be original thoughts and just because they may go against the indoctrination of your death cult it doesn't mean you shouldn't accept them
If Old Lucy is so bad and causes everything evil, and God ALLOWS it to happen, why the fucking fuck should we worship someone who LETS your embodiment of pure evil run havoc on our existence?
Jesus fundie logic is terrible.
" there are things that haven't entered my mind in years that are popping in on me"
Someone's come off their medication, haven't they?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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