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A Request to Atheists

A publisher has asked if I can suggest someone to give a me Foreword for my new book, You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think.

Any takers? If we use it, I will make sure you get attribution. The book is due out Jan/Feb. 2009, so you will need to be quick. Thanks.

Ray Comfort, Atheist Central -- Ray Comfort's Blog 78 Comments [11/10/2008 3:06:32 AM]
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#758800
Nihlum

My irony meter was off but it still exploded >.<

11/10/2008 3:13:31 AM
#758801
Observable Reality

I'm almost tempted to step forward just so as to read what is undoubtedly a collection of logical fallacies, ad hominem attacks, gross misrepresentations, and blatant lies.

11/10/2008 3:13:33 AM
#758821
Duck On Skates

Let me guess, more "An atheist's nightmare is a banana" sort of nonsense.

And thanks for the heads up, my irony meter started fizzling and popping. I quickly turned off my computer screen and hid the meter in the closet. It has stopped making noise now so I think it is starting to cool off.

11/10/2008 3:20:52 AM
#758832
Syb

Attribution, of course, but notice... not *pay*.

Ray, hon, generally if we want someone to do something for us that's going to make us money, generally we agree to give them something in return for it. Something of monetary value.

That nobody would do this for free is hardly a shock. I can't imagine anybody doing an foreword without being offered at least a few complimentary copies.

11/10/2008 3:25:45 AM
#758844
Malkavian Jeff

Wow...just wow. I'll buy it to burn it.

11/10/2008 3:28:00 AM
#758845
Old Viking

Will the contents be as original as the title?

11/10/2008 3:28:10 AM
#758848
TheOutsider

You have got to be shitting me!!! Ray is the stupidest man in the history of the world, OR he is the best Long Troll in the history of the internet.

11/10/2008 3:29:02 AM
#758853
SWGM

Ahahaha. Yeah, I really want my name connected to a book with a name like that.

11/10/2008 3:29:30 AM
#758874
Patashu

The same could be said of all religions.

11/10/2008 4:21:27 AM
#758878


A Request to Christians

A publisher has asked if I can suggest someone to give a me Foreword for my new book, You Can Lead a Christian to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think.

Any takers? If we use it, I will make sure you get attribution. The book is due out Jan/Feb. 2009, so you will need to be quick. Thanks.

11/10/2008 4:22:51 AM
#758882
WMDKitty

Don't you mean, "You Can Pile the Evidence Ten Miles High, And A Creationist Will Still Say 'Goddidit'"?

11/10/2008 4:24:39 AM
#758889
ChocoholicBec

Dammit. My irony meter was at the other end of the house, and it still exploded!

11/10/2008 4:32:39 AM
#758894
Thejebusfire

And I'll be sure to cite you in my new book: You Can Show A Creationlist Evidence, But You Can't Make Them Stop Being A Fucking Idiot.

11/10/2008 4:36:22 AM
#758909


it's opposite day in opposite land

lalala, lalalala

11/10/2008 4:44:41 AM
#758915
Philbert McAdamia

Well, geeze, Louise. I'd like to go for this myself . . . but, I just can't think of anything to say.


Nope



Just can't think

11/10/2008 4:46:52 AM
#758923
HoJuSimpson

Lmao, I cannot believe this guy still shows his face after the banana shit.

11/10/2008 4:53:56 AM
#758939
Nowonmai

How about "Please read this book, because I am not appealing enough to hold out a tin cup with pencils."

11/10/2008 5:02:33 AM
#758953


"You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think"? BAHAHAHAHA! Hell, Ray Charles sees evidence clearer then Ray Comfort. Banana Brain!

11/10/2008 5:09:18 AM
#758957
myheadhurts

Ann Coulter help you write it?

11/10/2008 5:10:17 AM
#758966


This sounds like a lulzy book, I look forward to reading it...

...via piracy or a library of course. No fucking way I'd pay for your crap.

11/10/2008 5:21:08 AM
#758975
Grigadil

"DEAR READER,

"Ray here has a way of handling the truth in a fashion that would embarrass not only his mother and his children, but also his mechanic and barber.

"This is a light-hearted revelation of Ray's famous labyrinthine 'logic', ostensibly whipped up in order to pay the bills.

"So, grab a seat and a good stiff drink, because what follows alternates between schoolyard wit and pompous preachifyin'...one non-sequitur segueing artlessly yet enthusiastically into another... Ray fills a void, there's no better way to put it.

"Ray fills a void."

-- Grigadil von Schlimmbesserungen.

11/10/2008 5:30:13 AM
#758978


A Request to Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron

The internet has asked that you both become an heroes. Could you you shoot yourselves or drown in a bathtub or die in a fire? Post it on YouTube for our amusement.

You're still alive, so you're still both being douchebags, you'll need to be quick. Thanks.

11/10/2008 5:32:13 AM
#758998
Beeblebrox

I'll be more than happy to write a foreword to your "book". Just so I know what intellectual level I should be aiming at...does your book have brightly colored pictures and pop-up pages? Or is it one those sort where the pages are half an inch thick and saliva-proofed? Is it being published by LittleBig Books?

11/10/2008 5:45:13 AM
#759003
Antichrist

Well considering that Ray believes that quote mining is honest reporting, why the hell would I give him anything?

11/10/2008 5:47:53 AM
#759011
mngamojemo

Only if I get to debunk the entire book in the Foreword.

11/10/2008 5:53:56 AM
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