WHAT DO WE DO NOW???
TWO WORDS - CIVIL WAR!!!!
CIVIL WAR!!!!
CIVIL WAR!!!!
CIVIL WAR!!!!
Don't let the Liberals ever compromise your beliefd!!!!. Cling to your Bibles and most importantly your GUNS!! Fight the Gaustopo Socialist, Marxist BASTARDS that would sell you out to the enemies of this nation just to be more progressive.
F_ck the Liberals that will sell this coutry out to the enimie!!
Obamanation will never be my President, just as Bush was never the traitors to this country's President!!
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just as Bush was never the traitors to this country's President!!
Um, what does this even mean?
^ he does say 'cling to your bibles' which makes it fundie. And probably a troll, now I think about it...
"Cling to your Bibles and most importantly your GUNS!!"
You seem pretty... what's the word? Bitter? Yeah, I think that was it.
I did see an interesting documentary stating that the US is as divided as it was before the civil war.
Maybe it's time to let the south secede. Either that, or move them all to Kansas and build a wall.
"Don't let the Liberals ever compromise your beliefd!!!!."
This should definitely be somebody's signature...somewhere.
And can you belligerent fucks at least wait until he is actually in office before you start bitching about him? At least we had an excuse to gripe when Bush was appointed to the Presidency, and then we ceased fire until he messed up sufficiently to warrant widespread jeers. You guys though...I can imagine you blaming everything that happens for the next three decades on Obama, even if he gives us four years of a semi-utopia. Please...just shut up.
Aw, the racist southerners want to secede again!
This time, I say we let them
"Gaustopo Socialist"
INDEED.
Before you can have a civil war, you must have armies. Do you have an army, Joe? Otherwise, you're just a nutjob advocating treason.
WE never went up in arms event though we had to endure eight years of Bush. What the HELL makes you think you are so damned speical, you right-wing, gun toting, hillbilly, goatf--king, asshole?
I'm tempted to find out who this guy really is, just so I can alert the Department of Homeland Security.
On the other hand, at least if all the fundies secede, we won't have to deal with them anymore...
Damn Freeckers. Look, Joe, cling real tight to that gun with one hand, and cling real tight to that Bible with the other. Now, very quietly, go barricade yourself in the basement so the mean ol' liberals can't find you. Don't come out for four years. No, wait, make that eight--I have a feeling he's going to get re-elected. Tell your friends to do the same! Remember, go down to the basement QUIETLY so the bad guys don't figure out where you're hiding!
Knotilus, 2 words.
HYPOCRISY!!!
"TWO WORDS - CIVIL WAR!!!!
CIVIL WAR!!!!
CIVIL WAR!!!!
CIVIL WAR!!!! "
Actually, isn't that a total of 8 words..?
Considering that the bulk of our economy rests on the economy of states that voted for Obama, with the exception of Texas, I'd say sure, it's more than fair if you guys want to secede.
You get to keep:
South Carolina, Georgia, West Virginia, Kansas, Oklahoma... not looking promising so far.
We keep Hawaii, New York, Illinois, California, Washington, Florida, Virginia, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania... I really like the way this shapes up.
We have the troops, the majority of economic resources, significantly higher population, and Obama is popular outside the US as well. You really want to fight?
WHAT DO WE DO NOW???
TWO WORDS-ELEMENTARY GRAMMAR!!!!
CAPS LOCK!!!
ELEMENTARY GRAMMAR!!!
CAPS LOCK!!!
Seriously man, you're trying to look all tough on the interwebs, but those grammatical errors just make you look like a dumbass. And you're not a fucking viking, you're probably some teenage twat who lives in his parents basement and doesn't have a job and dropped out of high school. So STFU, bitch.
I wonder if any government employees happen to have noticed what's going on with sites like FC, and if so, are they keeping track? Of course, that would just make them happy because it feeds into their delusions of persecution.
Six years later how's that working out for you?
Still sitting on your ass for fear of the government crushing your little rebellion?
That's the difference between the tea party and the founding fathers. They raised a revolt, giving their lives and fortunes for what was right. Your ilk just whines on the internet.
Guns are more important then the bible. That sadly puts things in perspective.
Anyway it's 2014 and Obama has not taken your guns away and does not even seem to care about guns. Meanwhile for the first time all fifty states allow concealed carry. Seems like the reverse to taking away your guns.
Bible sez: obey your rulers. And nothing about guns or rising up against your rulers.
And Yes it's fundie, who else links the Bible to Guns so much? American Fundamentalism in a nutshell, that sentiment.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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