Im thinkin all the flags should be flown at half staff for the death of America...and do it quick before Obama destroys them and gets a new flag made.
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I know..he can put the athest symbol on it, along with the star and crecent for his stealth Islam tendencies, and then the background can be a bloody aborted fetus...yup, thats Obama..
..now back to reality.
"No, if we're redesigning the flag it has to have David Hasselhoff on it! "
Are we talking about Hasselhoff from Knight Rider era or Baywatch era? Because if it's Baywatch I'd rather look at a flag that has Pamela Anderson. And if the new flag would have a picture of Hasselhoff as he is now you should just keep the old one.
No, no, no. The new flag has to have the hammer and crescent, along with the anarchist symbol. THEN we put KIT from Knight Rider on it (screw David Hasselhoff, he's a Mick Jager wannabe). And The Offspring will write our new National Anthem, and it will be called "The United States of Hysteria" (for those of us who remember the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip).
How long are you fuckwits going to whine about the death of America now that Obama is president-elect? If eight years of Bush-Cheney didn't kill your country, Obama won't do it either. He has more respect for the Constitution than the current administration in the White House.
I'm willing to bet that in four years your country will have regained some of the respect it lost in the eyes of the world with Bush Co.
I'm not going to say exactly how it shold be, but I'd like to make a few suggestions to what it should contain.
Dinosaurs
Lasers
Electric guitars
Fighter jet/Monster truck
Optimus Prime
Strippers
Rubick's cube
Dragons
Do the right thing America. Or at least someone with photoshop and a lot of time.
Puerto Rico isn't a state, nor has Alaska seceded from the Union, so new flags can't be made.
...If that's possible, can we have one with a giant cheese wedge? Cheese is awesome. ...Ooh, or a slice of toast!
Does a quick Google search.....nope.....America is still around and the flag hasn't changed.
I kinda like Wonton's list, I must say. Not for a flag maybe, but it's given me some way cool T-Shirt ideas. A dinosaur flying a fighter jet or driving a monster truck, that would really be nice.
Has he destroyed all your flags yet, and made new ones?
He hasn't? But, it's been 6 years, and you said it would be quick.
If America died, it was when Dubbya Shrub was weaseled into the Oval Office.
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