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Im thinkin all the flags should be flown at half staff for the death of America...and do it quick before Obama destroys them and gets a new flag made.

JW Murrell, Facebook 52 Comments [11/10/2008 11:50:57 AM]
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Dan Onymous

I doubt it will be that quick.

Boy are you going to look stupid when it turns out you're talking bollocks.

11/10/2008 11:51:51 AM

Mortok

I have an idea for a design! How about a chick on a motorcycle in a leather bikini, wielding a broadaxe? Or how about you make it circular? You could be the first country in the world with a circular flag! Now that's progress.

11/10/2008 11:55:51 AM

El Zorro

I'm not some great Obama fanatic, but when I read shit like this it warms me inside that he won.

11/10/2008 12:03:06 PM

JaggedJim

No, if we're redesigning the flag it has to have David Hasselhoff on it!

11/10/2008 12:04:25 PM

dg

Why the heck would Obama make a new flag?

11/10/2008 12:07:25 PM

Wild72

And Bush HASN'T destroyed this country already?

11/10/2008 12:09:11 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

I know..he can put the athest symbol on it, along with the star and crecent for his stealth Islam tendencies, and then the background can be a bloody aborted fetus...yup, thats Obama..

..now back to reality.

11/10/2008 12:13:21 PM

IanC

I've said it before, and i'll say it again - Fucking hell.

11/10/2008 12:18:04 PM

Jesus Klingon

I love it. Keep it coming. You've demonstrated that your patriotism was a fraud all this time.

11/10/2008 12:24:56 PM

Freboy

When Obama has been president for four years, and the world is still here, then what will they say?

11/10/2008 12:41:57 PM

ID82

You're a moron.

11/10/2008 12:43:26 PM

Mister Spak

Just like Clinton destroyed the country in the 90s.

11/10/2008 12:52:30 PM

Kilahti

"No, if we're redesigning the flag it has to have David Hasselhoff on it! "

Are we talking about Hasselhoff from Knight Rider era or Baywatch era? Because if it's Baywatch I'd rather look at a flag that has Pamela Anderson. And if the new flag would have a picture of Hasselhoff as he is now you should just keep the old one.

11/10/2008 1:41:29 PM

Pyroclasm

You guys are really freaking out over this, aren't you?

11/10/2008 1:48:19 PM

Cap'n Mel

Ha ha. Retard.

11/10/2008 2:23:57 PM



I vote Hasselhoff as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

11/10/2008 2:30:30 PM

johnnybgod

@Kilahti
Sorry but Pam is a Canadian, she goes on our flag ;)

11/10/2008 2:33:12 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Even just the first two words of your post are wrong all by themselves. Forget about the rest.

11/10/2008 2:43:37 PM

Argle Bargle

As we enter the 72nd hour of our whine-a-ton, our main contestants are still going strong. Keep up the good work, conservatards!

11/10/2008 2:46:27 PM

a mind far far away

No, no, no. The new flag has to have the hammer and crescent, along with the anarchist symbol. THEN we put KIT from Knight Rider on it (screw David Hasselhoff, he's a Mick Jager wannabe). And The Offspring will write our new National Anthem, and it will be called "The United States of Hysteria" (for those of us who remember the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip).

11/10/2008 3:27:05 PM

Berny

How long are you fuckwits going to whine about the death of America now that Obama is president-elect? If eight years of Bush-Cheney didn't kill your country, Obama won't do it either. He has more respect for the Constitution than the current administration in the White House.
I'm willing to bet that in four years your country will have regained some of the respect it lost in the eyes of the world with Bush Co.

11/10/2008 3:29:28 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

And Im[sic] thinkin[sic], that thanks to Bushanomics, there's an endless supply of new American flags and they can be had cheap at Wal-Mart -- if you don't mind the "Made in China" label.

11/10/2008 3:35:22 PM

Horsefeathers

"and do it quick before Obama destroys them and gets a new flag made."

Where the hell did all of you nut jobs come from?

11/10/2008 3:37:08 PM

GigaGuess

Oh, boo fucking hoo, your guy lost. We had to deal with it, so can you.

11/10/2008 3:39:04 PM

Exatron

The sad part is that, four years from now, these people won't admit that they were wrong. They'll just claim that fundie prayers and Jeebus kept all the 'bad' things from happening.

11/10/2008 3:43:59 PM
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