gerry lintonice #fundie mombu.com

Tea is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and
to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like tea, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop drinking this satanic broth now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.

Tea is evil, drinking tea is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like
tea.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Tea = Drink of Satan, made by the ANTICHRIST in Hell's Kitchen !!!

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