"Since everyone else is chanting victory on their journals I might as well chime in with mine. Obama wins eh? Well I'm glad you all went out and did your homework on the man before you voted for him because I sure did."
Listening to Rush Limbaugh and Faux News doesn't count as "doing homework" on someone.
"He was sworn into senate office with his hand on the Koran instead of the Bible."
Uh, nooo. That was another senator whose name escapes me at the moment. I believe he's from Minnesota but don't quote me on that.
"You know what that means, yes?"
Yes, I do know what that means. It means you're either too ignorant, too stupid or too lazy to check the "facts" that are spoon fed to you.
"We do not have the first black president. Hell, I'd be estatic if we did. No, we have the first MUSLIM president."
And you can't be both at the same time or what? Do you even know what a Muslim is?
"You know how it says "Under God, In God We Trust" on all our American seals?"
Illegally. Why do you stupid fuckers always forget the "illegally" part? Aside from that, it's not on the seals of the U.S., it's on our money you moron.
"Obama must not of gotten the memo."
Must not have you barely literate cretin. Must not have.
"People will tell you, "Oh, he just used his own personal Bible." Which of course was the Koran."
While a Qur'an is a "bible" in a technical sense (note the small "b" there), it is not a "Bible" in the Christian or religious sense you nimrod.
"Why does this bug me? Because I'm Christian, our founding fathers were as well,"
You can shut up now. A good portion, the majority in fact, of the Founding Fathers were not Christian and those that were are unlike any you'd recognize as such.
"and being it -my- country I want a Christian in the White House."
Well that's just tough shit, isn't it? Obama just so happens to be a Christian but even if he weren't there's nothing you could do about it. There are rules in place to prevent religious tests for office. You'd know that if you loved this country as much as you want everyone to think you do.
"I have no problem with freedom of religion, you can be whatever you want to be. But when it comes to my leader and my country, I'm pretty picky.*end edit*"
Again, tough shit.