The Greenshirts will soon be compassionately kicking in doors and graciously dragging intolerant Christians off to death camps....
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The sad thing is,
that the location where this was posted suggests,
that this wasn´t just a sarcastic comment,
but the poster very probably really believes it
You got that wrong, it's "Chess camp." Think of it as an intervention. We are involved in a last-ditch effort to see if we can teach you to think.
I'm not holding my breath.
This reminds me of a Jack Chick tract I read once (can't find it on his site, but it was "The Last Days" or something like that, about Christians being put in camps by animal-sacrificing Wiccan Catholic Satanists).
Jack Chick does not have a word from God, he's just an irate fundie with a persecution complex...
Oh for fuck's sake! Get over the damn persecution complex already! You've never been persecuted, and I highly doubt that you know anybody who has been persecuted unless you were part of the group doing the persecuting. Do you honestly expect anybody to buy into this persecution fantasy that you are pushing? Christians have an 80% majority in america and comprise a super-majority of elected government officials to the point where you can count the number of non-christians on your fingers. To top that off I've never heard a single atheist go on about how there should be "death camps" for christians, but I have seen many christians, even on your own site, call for "convert or kill" pogroms or "christification" camps.
Obama: "We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've gotta have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded."
Fundy: "Apparently he has not heard of the national guard."
Rational Human: "The US National Guard is not a civilian organization. The various police forces around our nation are. Fucktard."
is it impossible for you pyscos just to live on equal terms with everyone
it seems you either have to be in charge, or you become the most persecuted people on the planet. Learn where the fucking middle ground is
Quick, they've discovered us. The invasion's off!
I don't wear a Green Shirt, it clashes with the Swaztika.
To quote another poster (Michael) God's frozen people.
The idiots would see a conspiracy in a traffic sign!
Greenshirts? I'm not sure what that means, but the fact that it's RR makes me think they've brainstormed up another great conspiracy theory/persecution theory/rapture theory to go along with all their paranoia. And how does one "compassionately" kick in a door? And "graciously" dragging? Of course, these morons do reject anything gracious and compassionate. To hear them describe satan, he sounds like a nice little kitty cat. And god sounds like bitch. No wonder there aren't really that many people who believe in their delusions. No sane person would. And to prove that point, we have this post, which doesn' even register at the bottom end of the sanity scale.
Honestly,you should be ashamed of yourself. I can just see you saying this nonsense as you gulp down a double quarter pounder, large fries, and slurp up your diet coke as you type away about the persecution you suffer now, and how it is going to get worse. Oh... was that a fox news alert in the background?!?! *WHEW* false alarm... (but,of course I understand imagining something doesn't make it true)
Do you have any idea what persecution is? Do you? It isn't sitting at a desk complaining about being persecuted, that's for damn sure.
Nonono. They're reeducation camps. Here's how they work.
1. Fundie will be removed from the native habitat of exurbs and arena-sized megachurches and forcibly bussed to a central area of high population concentration, and given a slightly-too-small apartment over a noisy gay bar in a multicultural or majority-minority neighborhood.
2. Fundie will be given a crap job paying less than a living wage for a company run by compulsive union busters, and forced on his/her own to find a second job under similar conditions. No connections will be allowed.
3. If single, fundie will be given an exhaustive and somewhat embarrassing survey to determine his/her sexual interests, and so far as it is practical will be tempted with every single fantasy on the list.
4. If married, fundie's sex life will not be screwed with, but male fundies may be put in a position where their boss is a woman who really doesn't give a shit about religion.
5. If married with children, children will be required to go to public school (if possible, a magnet school for the bright-but-broke; if not, regular ol' public school).
6. Fundie will be forcibly introduced to caffe latte, arugula, dijon mustard, real bread, and those expensive-but-oh-so-yummy gourmet pop tarts at the trendy bakery/sandwich shop down the street.
7. Church will be at an Episcopal, Unitarian, or Quaker church of the fundie's choice. (Breakaway crazy fundie Anglicans do not count.)
8. All -- all -- health care will be on the state's dime.
When?
Oh, WHEN?
@ BrianX
2. Fundie will be given a crap job paying less than a living wage for a company run by compulsive union busters, and forced on his/her own to find a second job under similar conditions.
Wait a minute - fundies will be working at Home Depot? That's it -- I quit!
No no no, Greenshirts would never drag a christian to a death camp.
They send you to a recycling center. Much for environmental.
I suspect that the reason they come up with this stuff might be that being persecuted means, at least, that someone gives a damn about their opinions. It's more comforting to imagine persecution that to imagine the future that's actually going to happen, where simply no-one gives a damn about these people and their idiotic opinions.
I want to gracefully drag a Christian man to a "death camp." I'll yell things like ich tu dir weh.“ I'd rather have them be Jewish and not intolerant though, because I generally like Jews. I don't want to compassionately kick any doors in however, and I don't really like green.
Which one of you Christians with a persecution complex wants to go first? I hope you aren't wearing a belt!
They say as they lovingly tell homosexuals that they are evil child molesters, graciously telling them that they will deserve God's love if they change who they are...likely with some Ex-Gay camp...and if that fails, they'll show God's true love across the heathen homosexual's face...likely with a brick or something.
>> The Greenshirts will soon be ... <<
Oh, I get it. Biblical "soon". Seen a lot of this gracious kicking and dragging the past 5 years, hm?
Soon? When is soon? It's been eight years and none of you have been dragged off to the death camps?
Do you mean soon like Jesus is returning soon? That soon is 2000 years and counting. If that's your idea of soon then you will be long dead by the time Christians are dragged off to death camps.
So, scapey, has any of the below kicked in your door yet, to drag you away to a death camp?
- Ação Integralista Brasileira ("Brazilian Integralist Action"), a political party in Brazil
- Green Shirt Movement for Social Credit, a political party in the United Kingdom
- "Green Shirts", agrarian militias founded by Henri Dorgères in France
- Greenshirts (National Corporate Party), a fascist political party in Ireland
- Hungarian National Socialist Party, a fascist political party in Hungary
- Iron Guard, a fascist political party and paramilitary force in Romania
- Juventudes de Acción Popular, the youth organization of Popular Action, a political party in Spain
- Lega Nord ("Northern League"), a regionalist political party in Italy
- Green Shirts ("Young Egypt Party"), a pro-Fascist political party in Egypt
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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