Considering that the Bible treats an abortion-inducing attack as deserving just a small measure of weregild from the attacker (i.e. manslaughter two, at most), I'm not sure God regards even late abortion as full-bore murder.
Besides, what if the aborted fetus wasn't at brain-activity point? Isn't the brain where the soul lairs?
Never mind that God is SUPPOSED to be politically neutral...
11/9/2008 11:02:21 PM
They don't endorse homosexuality. They just accept it if that's what you are.
11/9/2008 11:24:39 PM
What was God before the Republicans existed? Or for that matter, was he still a Republican back when the parties were switched (with the Republicans being the progressive ones and the Democrats being the conservatives)?
11/9/2008 11:25:25 PM
If god is a republican, then why did he let a democrat become president-elect?
11/9/2008 11:26:20 PM
A Fine Democrat
God is a Republican
I'm pretty sure "god" does not endorse any particular American political party.
Democrat's don't have any Morals
Damn right we don't. Now excuse me, I've gotta go murder some people, after which I'll be helping women abort their children and then drink the blood of the aborted fetuses while making out with my black Muslim boyfriend. Maybe I'll kick a few grannies as well on the way, and strangle some puppies. Feels good to be a Democrat, man.
11/9/2008 11:34:04 PM
I did no such thing.
11/9/2008 11:39:54 PM
\"The Bible is clear on Homosexuality and other things...\"
Which translation? And from there, none of the translations even agree with themselves. Through my own study and knowledge of history and ancient theology, I found over 500 direct verse contradictions in the KJV alone. Your Bible is possibly the most convoluted, confusing mess of a book I\'ve ever read - and how anyone could attempt to use it as a \"moral compass\" is beyond comprehension.
\"What can we expect from a group of people that made it legal to murder babies?\"
No one is endorsing infanticide, Johnny. But if they did, they\'d have the apparent backing of your god in the OT, who killed large numbers of innocent children on numerous occasions. Your god has a lot of murders for which to answer.
11/9/2008 11:41:55 PM
Number one, if God does exist, do you really think he takes sides like that?
Number two, I am not pro-choice because I think abortion is morally acceptable. My opinion about abortion, which is that it's a complicated moral gray area, means absolutely nothing. What matters is the opinion of the woman making the decision.
And number three, if being gay is such a sin, why don't you keep kosher?
11/9/2008 11:47:15 PM
Because the Democrat's know God is a Republican...
You're going to have to show me Jehovah's voter registration card to get me to believe that.
11/10/2008 12:14:33 AM
No way God can be Republican. He's not an American citizen. And where is all of this infanticide taking place, anyway?
11/10/2008 12:22:10 AM
Now look what you made me do:
11/10/2008 12:37:50 AM
LMAO @ Pyroclasm: You win teh Internetz! ^^
11/10/2008 12:49:17 AM
Your god if a Republican? He's not even American.
11/10/2008 1:27:23 AM
What can we expect from a group of people that made it legal to murder babies?
The Democrats didn't "make it legal to murder babies". In America, as in all free countries, everything is legal unless there's a law against it.
Roe v. Wade said you can't make a law against abortion. Roe, a lesbian, claimed she was raped (and later denied it and became a pro-life advocate) in Texas and sought an abortion (which she never actually had, and placed the baby girl up for adoption). In 1973, the SCOTUS said in a 7-2 decision that the Texas law against abortion violated the 16th Amendment. Of the two dissenters, one was appointed by Nixon (Republican), the other by Kennedy (Democrat).
11/10/2008 1:43:10 AM
Why don't you try murdering a baby some time? see just how legal it is...
And fetuss are not babies, they don't have central nervous systems let alone concious minds. Yes, late term abortion starts to get hazy in this area, which is why it is only performed in extreme situations.
11/10/2008 1:52:03 AM
One Trick Pony
The way this guy uses apostrophes to denote plurality and his wanton use of capitalization make me want to snap his neck.
Learn at least one language, please.
11/10/2008 2:34:14 AM
"Democrat's know God is a Republican"
Jesus was a Democrat
This explains why the OT is such violent bloody superstitious batshit and the NT is a little more humane.
11/10/2008 3:00:10 AM
This is a Poe. Right???
11/10/2008 3:04:26 AM
11/10/2008 3:23:58 AM
How can God be a Republican if he is not aligned specifically with American politics, or with America itself? I thought God was a universal entity, not one that focuses exclusively on American politics.
11/10/2008 3:29:30 AM
And Jesus was a liberal. Pisses you right the hell off, doesn't it?
11/10/2008 5:09:20 AM
I thought God was British
11/10/2008 5:38:23 AM
"Because the Democrat's know God is a Republican"
11/10/2008 5:42:04 AM
This is old, but I think it stands
11/10/2008 7:12:03 AM
I believe it was Voltaire who said "God is a liberal, God is democrat, God wants you to vote republican."
11/10/2008 8:27:07 AM