Because the Democrat's know God is a Republican, and the Democrat's don't have any Morals. They don't want children to learn right from wrong. The Bible is clear on Homosexuality and other things that the Democratic Party endorses. What can we expect from a group of people that made it legal to murder babies?
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Considering that the Bible treats an abortion-inducing attack as deserving just a small measure of weregild from the attacker (i.e. manslaughter two, at most), I'm not sure God regards even late abortion as full-bore murder.
Besides, what if the aborted fetus wasn't at brain-activity point? Isn't the brain where the soul lairs?
Never mind that God is SUPPOSED to be politically neutral...
God is a Republican
I'm pretty sure "god" does not endorse any particular American political party.
Democrat's don't have any Morals
Damn right we don't. Now excuse me, I've gotta go murder some people, after which I'll be helping women abort their children and then drink the blood of the aborted fetuses while making out with my black Muslim boyfriend. Maybe I'll kick a few grannies as well on the way, and strangle some puppies. Feels good to be a Democrat, man.
"The Bible is clear on Homosexuality and other things..."
Which translation? And from there, none of the translations even agree with themselves. Through my own study and knowledge of history and ancient theology, I found over 500 direct verse contradictions in the KJV alone. Your Bible is possibly the most convoluted, confusing mess of a book I\'ve ever read - and how anyone could attempt to use it as a "moral compass" is beyond comprehension.
No one is endorsing infanticide, Johnny. But if they did, they\'d have the apparent backing of your god in the OT, who killed large numbers of innocent children on numerous occasions. Your god has a lot of murders for which to answer.
Number one, if God does exist, do you really think he takes sides like that?
Number two, I am not pro-choice because I think abortion is morally acceptable. My opinion about abortion, which is that it's a complicated moral gray area, means absolutely nothing. What matters is the opinion of the woman making the decision.
And number three, if being gay is such a sin, why don't you keep kosher?
What can we expect from a group of people that made it legal to murder babies?
The Democrats didn't "make it legal to murder babies". In America, as in all free countries, everything is legal unless there's a law against it.
Roe v. Wade said you can't make a law against abortion. Roe, a lesbian, claimed she was raped (and later denied it and became a pro-life advocate) in Texas and sought an abortion (which she never actually had, and placed the baby girl up for adoption). In 1973, the SCOTUS said in a 7-2 decision that the Texas law against abortion violated the 16th Amendment. Of the two dissenters, one was appointed by Nixon (Republican), the other by Kennedy (Democrat).
Why don't you try murdering a baby some time? see just how legal it is...
And fetuss are not babies, they don't have central nervous systems let alone concious minds. Yes, late term abortion starts to get hazy in this area, which is why it is only performed in extreme situations.
The way this guy uses apostrophes to denote plurality and his wanton use of capitalization make me want to snap his neck.
Learn at least one language, please.
How can God be a Republican if he is not aligned specifically with American politics, or with America itself? I thought God was a universal entity, not one that focuses exclusively on American politics.
Because the Democrat's know God is a Republican
What in the hell are you smoking? I failed to see the verse in the bible where "god" endorses the GOP, Would you care to enlighten me??? Oh yeah... you can't can you, because it doesn't say that right? let me guess? "god" told you personnaly that he was a republican.
the Democrat's don't have any Morals
I beg to differ. I'd be willing to bet that I'm more of a moral person than you are, if for no other reason than that your holy book endorses slavery and capital punishment for minor crimes.
The Bible is clear on Homosexuality and other things that the Democratic Party endorses.
Like what? also the bibles position on homosexuality is antiquated and rather vague.
What can we expect from a group of people that made it legal to murder babies?
The democratic party didn't "make" abortion legal, the SCotUS, a bipartisan branch of government made abortion legal with Roe v Wade, One would that a fundie pro lifer would know that, and I for one belive that you do, but right now you are lying for jesus in an attempt to discredit and slander those who don't agree with your political viewpoints.
Well, it makes sense that El "quit breaking the rules that I haven't come up with yet or I'll kill you" Shaddai would be conservative. Jesus "I can heal people whenever I have to, or I darn want to - stop arguing about the rules and just do the Right Thing" Nazarene was pretty clearly a liberal, and you know how children often tend to grow up just the opposite of their parents...
...or so the theory goes!
I think this is so silly. Most Republicans, while not being pro-abortion, are pro-death penalty and pro-huge military spending... they are only against ABORTION, because they want women to be punished for having sex before marriage, but they are not against any other kind of government sanctioned killing. If anything, God is beyond Republican and Democrat...
Oh yes! They endorse evil things like mixing fabrics in clothing and eating shellfish, and they prohibit good things like keeping slaves and selling your daughters to the highest bidder. What can we indeed expect from a group with twisted morals like that?
Jesus was a hippie commie.
God might well be a Republican, but Jesus is definitely a Socialist.
Yeah, those horrible, horrible Democrats, endorsing things that the Bible is clearly saying are wrong. Like eating shrimp, wearing cotton-blends, eating cheeseburgers, working on the Sabbath, and women being out in public while menstruating.
Murder babies? You mean embryos, right? The biggest embryo-killer is that god of yours; most pregnancies, maybe as many as 90 percent, are miscarried. It's a really effective way of multiplying he created!
"The man with two tunics should share with him who has none, and the one who has food should do the same."
"But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,"
"If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."
So it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get to heaven does not apply?
How about when jesus says to the rich guy give everything away to the poor, then come and follow me?
God is a republican, but his son is a democrat. Must be an awkward thanksgiving up there.
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