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Obama is a pork eating muslim to throw us off the trail
(running around hysterical screaming smiley)
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So let me see if I can understand the bullshit; Obama is a fundamentalist Muslim, which is a group that detests eating pork as a matter of ritual, and agrees with fundy christians that abortion is wrong, homosexuality is wrong, and war is good. Yet he is against all these things as a matter of his ethical code, which is actually based on the bible. BUT, to fundy christians, these are all things he claims just to throw us off the track. Right. If he agreed with fundamentalist muslims, he'd be a Republican, not a liberal Democrat. And exactly how is this supposed to make sense, much less convince anyone else that this is real? A two year old can see through the blinding bullshit. I guess it takes an ignorant son of a bitch with absolutely no thought processes of his own to produce such drivel. Grow a brain, think for yourself, hell, read your bible for yourself, and then tell me that you still think this way. Dumb fuck.
He's going to a Christian church for the last 20 years, eating pork, supporting gay rights, skipping daily prayer, marrying a Christian wife, raising his children as Christians, allowing his wife to wear Western clothes and walk in front of him ...
At what point does it sink in with these people that maybe he's not a Muslim?
@MM: Please stop calling Poe on everything. It's getting annoying.
Amen. If someone has evidence that something is a poe, provide it for our benefit. If you think it's a poe because you don't believe a fundie could be that nuts or stupid in real life, you haven't been following FSTDT for long!
"Obama is a pork eating muslim to throw us off the trail"
Is there truly no end to the insanity of Rapture Ready?
On a side note, I wish I'd had some of that ham. It's supposed to be quite an experience.
Obama is a pork eating muslim to throw us off the trail
Ooh, good thinking Obama! That worked, so now that you'll be in the White House you can institute Sharia law and reveal yourself as the AntiChrist in a few years! Mwahahahahaha!
"Obama is a pork eating muslim to throw us off the trail"
Yes, and I'm a not-god-believing-in-Christian to throw you off.
Is there fucking nothing that will convince you he isn't secretly a Muslim?
Yeah, and Hitler was an atheist who persecuted other atheists to throw us off the trail.
Seriously, once fundies have decided that somebody belongs to some group, nothing will ever convince them otherwise.
Man, I'd love to try that ham, but I just checked out how much that costs and no, I think not just right now:
Dry cured Iberico Pork Ham Bone-in
/Obama is a pork eating muslim/
That's an oxymoron right there, moron. Seriously, get a grip.
My first impulse was to shake my head at the stupidity.
My second impulse was to look up information on that ham in Wikipedia.
My third impulse is to regret being broke and unable to afford any... that stuff sounds good. There's got to be a store that sells it here in Paris, so I'll try and remember it when I have money again.
If he eats pork, it's kind of a clue he's not a Muslim.....
As an aside, in my experience wild game is always tastier than farmed meat.
The person that actually had a bit of intelligence whom they were arguing with had all their posts removed by a mod, I am guessing. You can see the posts in the ignorant replies of the other fundies whom are attacking like sharks because this person doesn't automatically buy that Obama is the debbil, muslim, evil heathen come to destroy all mankind.
I'd be very surprised if they didn't have their account suspended for the audacity of having an opinion that wasn't hateful and batshit insane.
How dare they preach acceptance, tolerance, peace or love, those aren't RIGHT-WING BORG CHRISTIAN VALUES!!!
You don't know much about Islam, do you? From everything I've read and heard, Muslims believe that if they eat pig flesh, they are cut off from the presence of their god. Just like Orthodox Jews. So I don't think he'd do that, if he were a sincere Muslim. But then why am I trying to talk sense to you assholes, you know everything.
He eats pork...
"It's to throw us off the trail! He's really a Muslim!"
He goes to a Christian church...
"He's fooling you!"
He reads the Bible...
"Just to make us think he's a Christian!"
He receives communion...
"It's fake! Fake I tells ya!"
He prays to Jesus Christ...
"It's a sham! He's a muslim we know it!"
Okay, I give. If going to church and taking communion and reading the Bible don't show that you're a Christian, then I say no Christian is really a Christian.
"Obama is a pork eating muslim to throw us off the trail"
And you lot are Atheist Christians, just to throw us off the trail, eh Ruptured Retards?! [/snark]
Quakers and Unitarian Universalists are infinitely more Christian than you are, that's why they're never quoted here in FSTDT.
...oh, and I've got news for you, who 'support Israel':
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Seems he's a 'pork eating Jew too, to throw you off the trail'. Enjoy your paradox. Not forgetting these:
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Seems he like to hedge his bets, eh RR? Obamezuma. Obama-Wan Kenobi. X3
And now you know why we refer to you as Buzzardnuts here on FSTDT. >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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