Its over. I am preparing to pick which country I will move to with or without my parents.
I'll take what I have and suck what I can out of SSI and probally move to Lithuania and start a new life there and find an easy bride and start a family there.
This wont even be america after Obama is done with his first term.
[You tell 'em tiger! Not going to live in a socialist america so I'll move to Lithuania!]
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"I'll take what I have and suck what I can out of SSI and probally move to Lithuania"
How about Somalia, it's the most libertarian/anarchist society on the planet. It even has a pious populace, and is devoted to smush secular humanists from society!
I hardly think Somalia is libertarian, libertarianism implies protection of basic rights (life, liberty, and property). These people might like it there, though.
Does Lithuania really have lower taxes and fewer social programs than the US? Anyway, it would be better to move to Latin America - say, Mexico: 95% Christian! (Oh, I forgot that Catholics aren't Christian, :rolleyes:).
@John: That implies you want to stay in a first world country. I think some of these people don't, seeing how much they complain about any modern social things.
Awww iddums boo! THe old fart and his fundie ignorant barbie doll didn't get elected. Booo hoooo! Deal with it and STFU.
Lithuania, huh? Good luck with that.
Republican_Legion is moving away?!?! Nooooo! Quick, let's redo the entire election. Maybe if we let McCain win this time, Republican_Legion will stay! Woe to us who have driven Republican_Legion away. Woe to us.
To be fair, I was looking up information on Australia before the election, just in case of a McCain win. Still, the opportunity to turn that "love it or leave it" crap around is just beautiful.
In short: your problem isn't with current US politics, or religion, or economy, but simply the fact that no American woman will touch you?
Lithuania (I doubt if they will have you) is a SOCIALIST member of the EU (where you would also be unwelcome).
If it's right-wing ultra-conservativism you're looking for, America is your best bet, unless you don't mind a Muslim majority. Because the only places more right-wing and ultra-conservative than us are places like Iran and Saudi Arabia. So good luck with that. By the way, I take it you're probably Protestant, and just so you know, Lithuania is predominantly Catholic. How did America leave you? Was it shoved into that fat ass of yours? That doesn't even make sense metaphorically.
isn't "SSI" an aspect of socialist care?
I ask as a Briton, and unfamiliar with the minutiae of the US benefits system
"Waah, people disagree with the way I think! America is so horrible!"
The only thing that would make this sweeter is if liberals hadn't said similar stuff back in 2000 and 2004.
Go. Leave America then. And ask all your right-wing, fundie, gun-nut friends to join you in Lithuania. We're not stopping you. At least we'll know where you all are. And America will TRULY become the utopia it deserves to be.
Meanwhile, enjoy your lower standards of living.
If the president is Republican:
"America, love Bush or leave it! USA! USA! Amerika Uber Allies! Heil Bushler!"
If he's a Democrat:
"I hate America! It's a commie country! Screw you guys, I'm leaving! God will destroy America!"
Not only are the Prime Minister and Finance Minister members of the Lithuanian Social Democracy Party, but the party polled over 20 percent of all the votes in the least election. If you want to avoid socialists, Europe is not ideal. Zimbabwe might work.
Why would any country want this moron?
I'm sure he has no education, no skills that are needed and is a pompous asshole. I don't think any country wants you, there might be a few who don't care, but you will not survive for long.
I'm getting so sick and tired of this fake outrage shown by the right.
try Estonia. Wait no, that's a democratic parliamentary republic. And like 75% of the population has no religious affiliation.
Ummm..........Nicaragua? Abortion is illegal there. Wait, you don't like anyone who comes from Mexico or South America, so you probably don't like Central Americans either.
Yeah, move to Iraq. Good luck surviving beyond a few months.
You know, if your country is populated with idiots like you, no wonder SSI doesn't work. It's not something to 'suck what you can' out of, it's a fallback measure, last ditch insurance. Irresponsible piece of shit. I'm sure Lithuania will love your lazy ass!
Actually, it appears that the Christian Democrats won the 2008 legislative elections.
But if he wants them, can't he go to Germany?
So you love the incumbent president but not the country!
http://www.travel-images.com/rockall1.jpg
I weep for the seagulls.
Belarus would be at least as good - they love your style of democracy there very much. Or try Albania. Ok, it's a Muslim country, but they have voted (albeit virtually) overwhelmingly for McCain. Or if you prefer Orthodox Christianity: try FYROM (Macedonia) - they also like Sarah Palin. Or maybe you could move to the North Pole and convert the ice bears. Apparently, the US has lost about a dozen of its nukes there over the years (not kidding, Google it) so you can even play God there! And if all that is just beyond the scope of your imagination: why not move to Alaska and challenge the hockey mum gov during the next election? You can see, nay smell those nukes from there, you know!
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