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#758728
Illuminatalie
In the case of gay people, 'automatically' means after prayers, meditation, and aversion therapy involving electric shocks.
11/10/2008 2:21:38 AM
#758736
Horsefeathers
"Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight."
If you're struggling with it then chances are you weren't to begin with.
"But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."
Whadda maroon.
11/10/2008 2:26:21 AM
#758741
clockworkgirl21
Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight
You're gay. Accept it. Move on. It'll make life so much less stressful.
But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
His whole body wants to find its way into a vagina? That poor girl!
11/10/2008 2:31:32 AM
#758742
Copache
If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
This solidifies why I think it's natural. If that's the best argument they've got, and it is, something is horribly wrong.
11/10/2008 2:31:53 AM
#758751
myheadhurts
"If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."
citation needed
11/10/2008 2:41:43 AM
#758758
"All that science is really BS"
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY THAT DOESNT MAKE IT FUCKING TRUE!
I'm so tired of seeing idiots like this just deny the overhelming scientific evidence against their bullshit.
11/10/2008 2:44:05 AM
#758831
HoJuSimpson
What you're born with has nothing to do with who you are attracted to.
And if you do not believe people are born gay, then people are not born straight either, and you are only struggling to deny yourself what you are - gay.
I'm sorry. I hope you will accept yourself someday and...pick up a biology book or something in the process.
11/10/2008 3:25:24 AM
#758871
WMDKitty
I'd say he's gay and in denial.
11/10/2008 4:20:33 AM
#758911
Thejebusfire
Haha, Facebook.
What a bunch of idiots.
11/10/2008 4:45:00 AM
#758947
Nowonmai
If you're struggling to 'stay straight', then you aren't straight. You are either homosexual and living a lie, or bisexual and can't make up your mind.
11/10/2008 5:05:54 AM
#758971
This guy is going to commit suicide if these sick fucks keep brainwashing him into thinking he's 'wrong' or 'sick' because he's gay.
11/10/2008 5:23:40 AM
#759030
Antichrist
Yes, get married, have children. Don't be miserable by yourself. Then sneak off have unprotected sex in a gay affair, get HIV, pass it on to your unsuspecting wife, blame it on her being a whore.
Yes that's a much healthier way to live than to accept your a homosexual.
11/10/2008 6:00:02 AM
#759040
Brainy
My penis has been avoiding vaginas for years. So far its been a successful endeavor.
11/10/2008 6:03:11 AM
#759079
Grimesy
I...just...you...stop...just, just stop! you are hurting my intelligence by having read what you write.
11/10/2008 6:28:19 AM
#759094
Pondera
Yes, and if all people are born straight, thus pointing toward your proposal of "penis vagina hide and seek" would you please care to explain people who are asexual?
Also, explain hermaphrodites in the context of your belief. Seeing as, no matter who they would choose, they would end being "gay" due to having both parts and possible genetic effects.
You see this is what is called the "big picture", and sadly, most of your assumptions do not fit.
11/10/2008 6:43:29 AM
#759096
Allegory for Jesus
"If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."
The penis...it guides me! It's like a compass for poontang. Obviously, the brain has nothing to do with it....
11/10/2008 6:45:23 AM
#759100
Pondera
@ Allegory for Jesus
Compass? Nah. Its more like a dowsing rod. :-p
11/10/2008 6:49:35 AM
#759183
IanC
Poor guy - hes obviously gay but so brain washed he just can accept it.
11/10/2008 9:42:05 AM
#759223
Pyroclasm
Cognitive dissonance... shattering... mind...
11/10/2008 10:35:35 AM
#759250
Ash
Not just a river in Egypt.
11/10/2008 11:03:20 AM
#759307
a mind far far away
"All that science is really BS" Unintentional Honesty Award.
11/10/2008 12:03:33 PM
#759362
Reverend Jeremiah
HAHAHAHAHAHA..and this is the type of mentality that supported prop 8?
11/10/2008 12:50:27 PM
#759413
Mr Smith
If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
Looks like my penis has a minor malfunction then. It's indiscriminately targeting everything!
11/10/2008 1:36:48 PM
#759424
blah
I have mixed feelings about people like Aboudy Abdulhafiz. On the one hand, I feel bad for them, on the other hand, they're part of the problem.
11/10/2008 1:51:57 PM
#759538
JohnTheAtheist
Yes, once again proof that science is BS. Disregard all of that, Aboudy knows more about it then people with HUGE IQ's that spend all their time studying this stuff.
11/10/2008 3:58:32 PM
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