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(Talk about being confused...)

Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight.

(In response to 'You don't turn gay, God makes you gay' - in the SAME POST):
But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.

Aboudy Abdulhafiz, iSupportMarriage.com | Vote YES on the California Prop 8 Marriage Amendment 40 Comments [11/10/2008 2:19:32 AM]
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Illuminatalie

In the case of gay people, 'automatically' means after prayers, meditation, and aversion therapy involving electric shocks.

11/10/2008 2:21:38 AM

Horsefeathers

"Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight."

If you're struggling with it then chances are you weren't to begin with.

"But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."

Whadda maroon.

11/10/2008 2:26:21 AM

clockworkgirl21

Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight

You're gay. Accept it. Move on. It'll make life so much less stressful.

But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.

His whole body wants to find its way into a vagina? That poor girl!

11/10/2008 2:31:32 AM

Copache

If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.

This solidifies why I think it's natural. If that's the best argument they've got, and it is, something is horribly wrong.

11/10/2008 2:31:53 AM

myheadhurts

"If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."

citation needed

11/10/2008 2:41:43 AM



"All that science is really BS"

JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY THAT DOESNT MAKE IT FUCKING TRUE!

I'm so tired of seeing idiots like this just deny the overhelming scientific evidence against their bullshit.

11/10/2008 2:44:05 AM

HoJuSimpson

What you're born with has nothing to do with who you are attracted to.

And if you do not believe people are born gay, then people are not born straight either, and you are only struggling to deny yourself what you are - gay.

I'm sorry. I hope you will accept yourself someday and...pick up a biology book or something in the process.

11/10/2008 3:25:24 AM

WMDKitty

I'd say he's gay and in denial.

11/10/2008 4:20:33 AM

Thejebusfire

Haha, Facebook.

What a bunch of idiots.

11/10/2008 4:45:00 AM

Nowonmai

If you're struggling to 'stay straight', then you aren't straight. You are either homosexual and living a lie, or bisexual and can't make up your mind.

11/10/2008 5:05:54 AM



This guy is going to commit suicide if these sick fucks keep brainwashing him into thinking he's 'wrong' or 'sick' because he's gay.

11/10/2008 5:23:40 AM

Antichrist

Yes, get married, have children. Don't be miserable by yourself. Then sneak off have unprotected sex in a gay affair, get HIV, pass it on to your unsuspecting wife, blame it on her being a whore.

Yes that's a much healthier way to live than to accept your a homosexual.

11/10/2008 6:00:02 AM

Brainy

My penis has been avoiding vaginas for years. So far its been a successful endeavor.

11/10/2008 6:03:11 AM

Grimesy

I...just...you...stop...just, just stop! you are hurting my intelligence by having read what you write.

11/10/2008 6:28:19 AM

Pondera

Yes, and if all people are born straight, thus pointing toward your proposal of "penis vagina hide and seek" would you please care to explain people who are asexual?

Also, explain hermaphrodites in the context of your belief. Seeing as, no matter who they would choose, they would end being "gay" due to having both parts and possible genetic effects.

You see this is what is called the "big picture", and sadly, most of your assumptions do not fit.

11/10/2008 6:43:29 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."

The penis...it guides me! It's like a compass for poontang. Obviously, the brain has nothing to do with it....

11/10/2008 6:45:23 AM

Pondera

@ Allegory for Jesus

Compass? Nah. Its more like a dowsing rod. :-p

11/10/2008 6:49:35 AM

IanC

Poor guy - hes obviously gay but so brain washed he just can accept it.

11/10/2008 9:42:05 AM

Pyroclasm

Cognitive dissonance... shattering... mind...

11/10/2008 10:35:35 AM

Ash

Not just a river in Egypt.

11/10/2008 11:03:20 AM

a mind far far away

"All that science is really BS" Unintentional Honesty Award.

11/10/2008 12:03:33 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

HAHAHAHAHAHA..and this is the type of mentality that supported prop 8?

11/10/2008 12:50:27 PM

Mr Smith

If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.

Looks like my penis has a minor malfunction then. It's indiscriminately targeting everything!

11/10/2008 1:36:48 PM

blah

I have mixed feelings about people like Aboudy Abdulhafiz. On the one hand, I feel bad for them, on the other hand, they're part of the problem.

11/10/2008 1:51:57 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Yes, once again proof that science is BS. Disregard all of that, Aboudy knows more about it then people with HUGE IQ's that spend all their time studying this stuff.

11/10/2008 3:58:32 PM
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