I think the egyptian gods and pharoahs were aliens. Just look at the hieroglyphs...they look like freaks. They got those elongated chins, big ears,and most of them are half human. Those cant be regular people. They gotta be some kinda hybrid or full blown aliens.
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I agree. Now, being called gods, they must have been really powerful. Maybe they were capable of space travel in giant pyramid-like spaceships. Maybe they enslaved humans and brought them to other planets. Maybe they are actually alien parasitic worms who take on human hosts. Maybe the gods of other cultures were actually aliens as well. Maybe these gods were nice, and the Egyptian gods were evil, and they had interstellar war. Maybe...
As an Egyptian pagan and historian, I want you to know that you fail.
I'm not an expert on ancient Egyptian religion and culture, but I've had a geeky sort of interest in it for most of my life. That said, my inner Egyptologist is facepalming pretty hard right now. Some people really don't understand the concept of "stylized representation" in art...
>"Just look at the hieroglyphs...they look like freaks. They got those elongated chins, big ears,and most of them are half human."
And if this poster's just confused "hieroglyphs" with "gods", as it kind of looks like (s)he's just done, my inner Egyptologist may very well begin weeping for humanity, along with the rest of me.
Okay, then, smartass, why aren't they helping us now? Were they just like, "This civilation is nice, but once they're done for, we're outta here"
This one's not about Obama? C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
They got those elongated chins, big ears,and most of them are half human.
Those “chins” are called beards, idiot. And people with big ears aren’t humans now?
Confused?
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