I’m already protected against all forms of witchcraft. Calculating Obama’s number is not numerology. The Bible instructs us to calculate the number—it just happens that Barack Hussein obama’s name calculates in so very many different ways to 666— even his zipcode 060606–so I have heard, calculates 666.
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Lololololol. Numerology is a form of divination, hun, which is expressly forbidden by the Bible. Look it up, fucktard.
And yeah, like the first comment noted, NUMEROLOGY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. You don't just remove whatever numbers you want willy-nilly, you add them all up. Let's see, 18, add the 1 and the 8, brings it to 9...
"Humanitarian, giving nature, selflessness, obligations, creative expression." Yup, that's my Barack. <3
@posty: Of course! It's not like the fundies would pull that number out of their ass, oh no.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2013:18;&version=9;
In Greek, in which Revelation was originally written, each letter had a number associated with it. "Six hundred three score and six" (Whether that's the same as six hundred and sixty six, and whether "the beast" it references is the so-called "antichrist," are both debated by biblical scholars), which comes from the above linked verse in Revelation, was to be what the the beast/antichrist's name added up to. "Barrack Obama" is 1088.
Go eat a cookie and rethink why you believe whoever told you that. Or stop lying for Jesus (That's in Romans 3, kid.)
Barack Hussein obama’s name calculates in so very many different ways to 666
So do lots of names, and that fact should be your first clue.
By the way, the number was originally 616, but I don't know how many connections Obama has to Bensenville, Illinois (ZIP code 60106).
These people are allowed to walk around the streets? Only in America!
Satan is sending us a secretly coded message that Obama is the Beast of Revelation. But I fooled Satan. I figured it out. Obama's address is said to be 5046 South Greenwood Ave, Chicago, IL, which is zip code 60615. If you add the last two digits to get 6066, then split it into 6000 and 66, then divide the first number by 10, then add the two parts back together, you get 666. Ha! Satan! You thought you'd sneak that one by us, didn't you? [/sarcasm]
Zip codes have five digits, you lunatic. Hell, I don't even live in the US and I know this.
Unless the six digits are another sign of him being the antichrist...
Actually, the 60606 zip code has nothing to do with the beast. I happen to know that the entrance to Hell lies in NYC below the the 5th Ave. E train subway station at 666 5th Avenue. You have to go through a rusty door and down to the secret third level and wait for the rarely-seen H train. You can never get a seat, and there's always a bum shaking a dirty cup full of coins and yelling in your face about Judgment Day.
At rush hour, the E train itself is just a little pre-death taste.
Actually, 60606 in the number system base one-hundred IS 666.
But really, as per the Strong Law of Small Numbers, smaller numbers tend to be used a lot anyways. It doesn't mean anything.
That ZIP code is bullshit. But there are real ones, like 066606, Bridgeport, CT. That place looks lke Hell, and it's down the street from New Haven, where W. is from.
Barack Obama's name does not calculate into 666, at all. Here: Barack Hussein Obama
2+1+9+1+3+2(Barack) = 18 (1+8 = 9)
9+5+5 = 19(1+9) = 10 = 1
or, if you want the longer way 2+1+9+1+3+2+8+3+1+1+5+9+5+6+2+1+4+1 = 64 (6+4 = 10 (1 + 0 = 1))
So, you're wrong on the 666 account there, buddy. I've tried two possible ways and it turns out to not be 666, never. I can try countless ways, by eliminating Hussein and I'd still come out with no sixes. Here's another; Barack Obama: 2+1+9+1+3+2+6+2+1+4+1 = 32 (3+2 = 5)
Or eliminating Barack...: 6+2+1+4+1 = 14 which is 5...still no sixes
You suck at numerology.
Ok, you dumbfuck fundies, I've already calculated the names of many political and religious leaders' names in both Hebrew and Greek. And Obama's name doesn't even come close. I'd have to find my notebook to say the correct numbers, but the only person's name who added up to 666 was Joseph Smith, Jr., in Hebrew. So numerological/gematria fail.
Ronald = 6 letters
The Antichrist has already come and gone. You missed him, but many conservatives and Christians worshiped him.
Wasn't the Antichrist supposed to be the greatest guy ever for a while before fucking everyone over?
I suppose if it's Obama, he's done a shitty job. He was crap from the day he entered office, and the only people he fucked over were his own supporters.
This fundies username is "SFL777"?
Lets see ...
S = 19th letter
F+L = 18, which is 1 less than 19.
This means clearly to subtract 1 from each of the three following numbers. Three letters vs. Three numbers, how can it be more clear?
Result: 666
This proves beyond doubt that "SFL777" is the Antichrist! And this is NOT numerology...
... or does it rather prove that with enough twisting, one can calculate 666 from ANY combination of numbers and/or letters?
Confused?
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