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Oh! It just hit me. The reason why we never hear about plant evolution is because plants don't have sexual intercourse...well, at least not in the way evolutionists like to envision it. See, evos are obsessed with sex, especially if it's forced sex or if it's between two different types of animals, like chimps and humans. But since plants don't do any of that, then they're just simply less sexy of a topic. Science only gets interested when animals have harems or multiple partners, or -- of course -- if they're's any homosexual activity going on...that as well gets them real excited. I suppose the ultimate zenith for science would be evidence of homosexual activity between a Neanderthal and a chimp.

supersport, CARM 74 Comments [11/11/2008 12:22:50 AM]
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dpareja

Is it just me or is Supersport getting crazier and crazier?

11/11/2008 12:25:40 AM

A Fine Democrat

1. Plant evolution is very widely documented but disregarded by fundies.

2. No, scientists working on evolution (not "evolutionists") are not sex crazed people. You are the one obsessing about sex.

3. Science does not get interested in anything, scientists do.

I suppose the ultimate zenith for science would be evidence of homosexual activity between a Neanderthal and a chimp.

4. Is that wishful thinking?

5. Grow up and start thinking for yourself.

11/11/2008 12:30:30 AM

Hammurabi

Actually, studies of plant biology have revealed some of the most compelling evidence for evolution. The reason you never hear about it is 1) evolution of more complex organisms is seen as more interesting and relateable and 2) you(supersport) only hear what you want to hear.

11/11/2008 12:30:51 AM

Grimesy

You clearly have never heard of male and female plants. They actually reproduce when they flower. A bee lands in the male plant, gets covered in pollen (plant sperm) then flies to a female plants and deposits it there. That is roughly how plants have sex.

11/11/2008 12:40:28 AM

myheadhurts

Plants do have sex.
Plant evolution is discussed and mentioned all the time.
Your gross.

11/11/2008 12:42:22 AM



You've evolved into a talking vegatable.

11/11/2008 12:49:32 AM

John

Plants have multiple partners all the time. Do you think they check the bees to see whose pollen they're carrying?

11/11/2008 12:53:33 AM

Thinking Allowed

Let me be the first to say...

EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

11/11/2008 1:12:52 AM

WMDKitty

Um... no. It's the Fundies and Cretinists who are obsessed with sex, *especially* rape and bestiality!

11/11/2008 1:22:04 AM

wackadoodle

high definition movie projector award/

11/11/2008 1:25:55 AM

Old Viking

Plants don't have sex? I once had a passionate affair with a privet hedge. Trouble was, we could only meet late at night, and I had to be very quiet so as not to wake the neighbors.

11/11/2008 1:27:18 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

Gregor Mendel would like a word...

11/11/2008 1:52:21 AM

Fera

The pollen is the plants sperm.....

11/11/2008 1:52:31 AM

Berny

It's SuperSport, people! The man who single handedly cornered the market on the world supply of moron.
He's responsible for depriving thousands of villages of their idiots.

11/11/2008 1:55:13 AM

C_V


where's that Captain Picard *facepalm* image when you need it...

11/11/2008 1:59:53 AM

Shifty_Eyes

Plant sex is really interesting. Some plants have evolved in really interesting ways to pollinate including smelling like a corpse to attract flies that pollinate them.

11/11/2008 2:16:01 AM

anevilmeme

It isn't just you dpareja, he's nuts.

11/11/2008 2:20:12 AM



The reason why we never hear about plant evolution is because plants don't have sexual intercourse...well, at least not in the way evolutionists like to envision it.


11/11/2008 2:25:51 AM



Once I got plant sperm all over my shirt. Got a worse stain than the one on Monica Lewinsky's dress.

11/11/2008 2:27:14 AM




11/11/2008 2:37:41 AM

tracer

If we put Supersport and LoneWolf1984 in the same room together, which one would win the resulting Stupidity Contest?

11/11/2008 2:45:57 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"See, evos are obsessed with sex, especially if it's forced sex or if it's between two different types of animals, like chimps and humans."

Wow. When you're right, you're right...
[Goes back to his chimp porn]

11/11/2008 3:08:52 AM

e13

Someone failed middle school science.

11/11/2008 3:31:06 AM

nintendofreakgcn

Of course plants have sex! Haven't you seen that secret R-rated episode of VeggieTales?

11/11/2008 3:52:24 AM

Dharmabum

Of course, the REAL reason supersport never hears anything about plant evolution is that he never, ever cracks open a science book.

11/11/2008 3:53:08 AM
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