I’m sure that the Jews don’t mind to let the prostitutes go to Heaven first as long as they are there when they get there! So if you have a choice of favoring a prostitute, a gay or lesbian person, or a Jew which one would you choose??? Hint: WWJD?
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"Hint: WWJD?"
He'd read your stupid ass the riot act for being such a sanctimonious prick and then go party with everyone you just mentioned. You know, like he's shown doing in the NT.
Do you people even read your Bibles, or do you just carry them around so that you can pretend that you're better than everyone else?
But Jews don't believe that Jesus is the Messiah and thus don't accept him as their Savior. And if the OT was superseded by the NT, then Jews are not the chosen people of God anymore (which was an idiotic idea in the first place). So, how do you Conservative Christians justify your view that Jews will "go to Heaven" just like you guys?
Which one? Well, let's see. Since you gave it the stipulation of "WWJD", then I would assume all four (or three, depending on if you see gay or lesbian as one group or two separate beings). The descriptions in Revelation of the "size" of heaven are metaphorical and mystical, not actual measurments. That is, if you would believe in such things. And here's the icing on the cake: chances are, when the gays and Jews and prostitutes are partying with jesus in heaven, you WON'T be there. Have a nice day.
If you actually read that book you're so fond of quote-mining you might see that Christ preferred the company of tax collectors, prostitutes, and other assorted outcasts to self-righteous pricks like you guys.
The Pharisees = 1st century Judea's Rapture Ready equivalent.
WWJD?
Send you to hell...?
All the prostitutes I know are nice people whom I'd rather spend eternity with than say, Fred Phelps, Jack Chick or Ian Paisley.
Ditto for all the gays I've met.
Jesus and all his apostles were Jews.
Did you have a point or were you just ranting?
WWJD?
Well, given that Jesus WAS a Jew, perhaps he'd favor the Jew,
But then again, he did associate with prostitutes and other social outcasts, including lepers.
On the other hand, by 'favoring', do you mean helping them into heaven? If so, he'd probably say 'kill them all, god will know his own'. That's kinda your style, isn't it?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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