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What is it with liberals, you ask? Every radical vegetarian from Mt. Shasta to Sedona that thinks that it's immoral to DRINK MILK CAUSE IT"S STEALING FROM THE COW (?!) and IMMORAL TO EAT HONEY 'cause it's stealing from the bees will be 100% in favor of gay marriage. These people are anarchists, bent on destroying society so that their buddies like Tim Robbins and Ed Asner can run the place. These same people will clear the house and open all the windows when one of those new little curly fluorescent light bulbs breaks,('cause they don't want to get contaminated by that tiny little mercury exposure from the mercury gas in the bulb), they'll run from the little bulb in an eniviro-bio fit, yet they will call you a Christian wing-nut job when you say that it is probably bad to take that same amount of mercury and just inject it directly into a four-year-old girl as part of a vaccine. But they skid in their own sh1t opening windows and heading out the front door when they break a little compact fluorescent bulb. But your little four-year-old gets every bit of that dose injected into her, and that's what Jenny McCarthy is campaigning about. Anarchists. The Hollywood crowd. Academics. Evolutionists. Atheists. Radical liberals.

Howell-Detroit, topix 44 Comments [11/9/2008 11:03:45 PM]
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Illuminatalie

But they skid in their own sh1t opening windows and heading out the front door when they break a little compact fluorescent bulb
What are you smoking, and can you get any more?

11/9/2008 11:05:10 PM



Well someone is bitter...

11/9/2008 11:06:39 PM



I'll agree that vegetarianism is stupid if it's forced on children...

http://whatstheharm.net/childvegetarianism.html

But seriously, the rest of your rant is just batshit crazy. Take a few deep breaths, lay off the cocaine.

11/9/2008 11:07:32 PM

DW

Many vegetarians drink milk or eat honey or do you mean vegans?
Agree with #806359 that you shouldn't force it on children, I'm a vegetarian myself and if I have kids it's up to them what they eat.

11/9/2008 11:11:37 PM

clockworkgirl21

What is it with liberals, you ask? Every radical vegetarian from Mt. Shasta to Sedona that thinks that it's immoral to DRINK MILK CAUSE IT"S STEALING FROM THE COW (?!) and IMMORAL TO EAT HONEY 'cause it's stealing from the bees will be 100% in favor of gay marriage.

If that's why they don't drink milk or eat honey, that's their business. But what has that got to do with gay marriage?

These people are anarchists, bent on destroying society so that their buddies like Tim Robbins and Ed Asner can run the place

I call poe.

These same people will clear the house and open all the windows when one of those new little curly fluorescent light bulbs breaks,('cause they don't want to get contaminated by that tiny little mercury exposure from the mercury gas in the bulb), they'll run from the little bulb in an eniviro-bio fit, yet they will call you a Christian wing-nut job when you say that it is probably bad to take that same amount of mercury and just inject it directly into a four-year-old girl as part of a vaccine.

You're a nut.

But they skid in their own sh1t opening windows and heading out the front door when they break a little compact fluorescent bulb. But your little four-year-old gets every bit of that dose injected into her, and that's what Jenny McCarthy is campaigning about. Anarchists. The Hollywood crowd. Academics. Evolutionists. Atheists. Radical liberals

You bore me.

11/9/2008 11:14:41 PM



Howell, you\'re all over the place. This sounds like the combination of about four different incoherent rants mashed together, probably under the influence of LSD or a related substance.

11/9/2008 11:27:05 PM



You're weird.

11/9/2008 11:35:15 PM

anonymous

All right, you're just full of shit here.

I do drink milk, but I'm a vegetarian because I don't like the taste of meat.
Mercury is not used in vaccines, dipshit.
The amount used in a CFL is not lethal, but it might fuck you up if you're going to stand there all day breathing it.

"But your little four-year-old gets every bit of that dose injected into her"

They don't use mercury anymore!
For fuck's sake! Do you think doctors are that stupid??
They might use a mercury compound, but that's a completely different issue, anybody who knows jack about chemistry can tell you elements are nothing like the compounds they make up.

11/9/2008 11:36:48 PM

POSW

"What is it with liberals, you ask?"

We care about humanity as a whole, is that it? Is that what pisses you morons off so much? The common good?

Other than that, I'm not even sure how to begin to figure out this garbled mess of nothing.

11/9/2008 11:40:47 PM

Old Viking

This was recorded in a neighborhood bar about 2 AM.

11/10/2008 12:04:29 AM

Beeblebrox

...it's immoral to DRINK MILK CAUSE IT"S STEALING FROM THE COW (?!) and IMMORAL TO EAT HONEY 'cause it's stealing from the bees...

I don't drink milk because I'm lactose intolerant, and I can't have honey anymore because I just found out a few weeks ago that I'm a diabetic (thanks, Jehovah, you c***sucker!).

These people are anarchists, bent on destroying society...

There are different flavors of Anarchist. For example, I'm a co-operative anarcho-materialist.

Anarchists.

The American Revolution was fueled by more than a little Anarchist thinking.

Academics.

We're the ones who make sure science and culture continue to advance in the face of overwhelming opposition from douchebags such as yourself.

Evolutionists.

This is the discipline that advances our understanding of anatomy, biology, genetics, practical medicine, and surgery. F*** with it at your peril.


11/10/2008 12:06:57 AM

xander8

I would much rather your children die of childhood diseases. Less trouble for us later on. :)

11/10/2008 12:15:58 AM

Observable Reality

The last few one word sentences sound like they should be spoken by a literally frothing at the mouth person being led away in a straitjacket.

11/10/2008 12:17:29 AM

Pyroclasm

I've never seen so much crazy in such a small paragraph. That's incredible.

11/10/2008 12:24:02 AM

Papabear

On most issues I'm more liberal than you can imagine, dink, but I'm not a vegan. The two don't necessarily go together, which you might know if you actually knew any liberals or vegans.

I support your right to expose yourself to as much mercury as you like, but leave other people's exposure up to them.

Every time I hear these idiots grousing about the academics, I'm reminded of Mao's cultural revolution. Yeah, that's the ticket, get rid of the smart people.

11/10/2008 1:06:28 AM

John

These same people will clear the house and open all the windows when one of those new little curly fluorescent light bulbs breaks,('cause they don't want to get contaminated by that tiny little mercury exposure from the mercury gas in the bulb), they'll run from the little bulb in an eniviro-bio fit, yet they will call you a Christian wing-nut job when you say that it is probably bad to take that same amount of mercury and just inject it directly into a four-year-old girl as part of a vaccine.

These same people will will call you a liberal wing-nut job when you say that it is probably OK to take mercury and just inject it directly into a four-year-old girl as part of a vaccine, but clear the house and open all the windows when one of those new little curly fluorescent light bulbs breaks,('cause they don't want to get contaminated by that tiny little mercury exposure from the mercury gas in the bulb), they'll run from the little bulb in an eniviro-bio fit.

Because we all know opening the windows is really, really bad, while getting preventable diseases is nothing to worry about. BTW, mercury hasn't been in routine childhood vaccinations since 2002.

11/10/2008 1:14:25 AM

Knight of L-sama

Actually I was under the impression that while vegans will forego milk, eggs and the like a lot will eat honey since modern apiary leaves the bees unharmed and enough honey to live on.

11/10/2008 1:52:25 AM

Mortok

They're called vegans, dipshit. It's a totally different philosophy. Also, we don't use mercury in vaccines anymore, now crawl back under your rock and stop bothering us.

11/10/2008 1:57:16 AM

Sasha

I get the feeling something's bothering you, Howell.

11/10/2008 2:13:42 AM

One Trick Pony

I hate those goddamn bulbs, make everything so depressing and pasty.

11/10/2008 2:30:26 AM

myheadhurts

I like milk and honey, and I eat meat. BTW it IS stealing and most people consume way too much protein... so I ease my guilt by helping to pass laws that will allow the animals to be treated humanly.

Also, mercury isn't used in vaccines anymore... I'm going to have to look that up now aren't I? Get your kids vaccinated!!

As for the light bulbs, I'm still in the air about those.

Yes, I am for gay marriage because its the right thing to do.

11/10/2008 2:51:59 AM

Xis

Oh, and you know they put sooooo much mercury in vaccines.

There's more mercury in the tunafish sandwich that you give to that little girl for lunch than there is in the ebil vaccine given to her so she doesn't die a horrible tragic painful death while infecting everyone else.

Yeah. We liberals try to keep you healthy. Pretty insane, right?

11/10/2008 3:04:27 AM

Fishcakes

ARE YOU ON THE DRUGS?

First of all, they don't use mercury in vaccines. Do some damn research!

Second of all, WTF?

11/10/2008 3:26:41 AM

HoJuSimpson

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

11/10/2008 5:07:40 AM

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