[In response to: "I'm not a bible thumper either but i do believe in god and his word, for the most part." ]
For the most part? EIther you believe or you don't. God's word is not there for you to pick and choose from!!!!! You will go to Hell if you dont believe the Holy Bible is all the Word of the Living God. What kind of liberal in christians clothing are you? Your parents should be ashamed of you. You are unfit to be a parent and husband. I know why you are feeling sick. It is because you ARE SICK. And it is too bad your family is being lead by a such a twisted degenerate.
You are a Godless abomination and you should not speak anymore until you learn to be a decent human being and child of God.
May Almighty God have mercy upon your soul. REPENT SINNER.
Lord, what is this country coming too? This used to be a good, God fearing land. And now these filthy degenerate folk think they can just pick and choose and bend God's Word into whatever they want it to be? I hope you teach your kids better than that you Sinner. Otherwise they will be in Hell right next to you.
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Ouch...No True Christian award?
"You are a Godless abomination and you should not speak anymore until you learn to be a decent human being and child of God."
I was taught everyone is a Child of God, Christian or not. And since I'm a decent person, you can't tell me to shut up! Neener neener neeeeeneeeer!
God's word is not there for you to pick and choose from!!!!!
Then I truly hope you're typing this from a library because any computer you would have should be given to the poor, like Jesus commanded of his disciples.
'And now these filthy degenerate folk think they can just pick and choose and bend God's Word into whatever they want it to be?'
I'm sorry what? I thought that is what most of you 'True Christians' did. I mean are you not ignoring the part about loving your neighbor or turning the other cheek?
You seem to have said something, but this is all I heard:
WHARRBARGL
(my apologies if I did not spell WHARRBARGL correctly. I've only seen it a few times.)
'And now these filthy degenerate folk think they can just pick and choose and bend God's Word into whatever they want it to be?'
Then I'm sure you've given all your possessions to the poor, shunned shellfish, stoned people who work on Sundays, and also managed not to ever wear two fabrics at once, right?
For the most part? EIther you believe or you don't. God's word is not there for you to pick and choose from!!!!!
So...I'm taking it you've never eaten shellfish, never eaten pork, never worn mixed fabrics, have stoned your kids to death at the first sign of disobedience, never worked on Sunday, don't wear any kind of body piercings, never approached a woman while she was on her period, never lied (this includes fibs), never felt any amount of jealousy, never been prideful...and the list goes on.
So unless you have followed these rules, and all the other ridiculous things the Bible says you should/shouldn't do, then you're just as guilty.
This better be a Poe.
"God's word is not there for you to pick and choose from!!!!!"
OH GOD MY IRONY METER!
Also, seen any 4-legged insects lately?
This used to be a good, God fearing land.
Nope. Sorry. Never was. It's all in your imagination.
Try reading some real history. I promise you it will be an eye opener.
OK, fine. Why has your visible support for the repeal of the XIII Amendment been lacking?
After all, the bible not only condones, but in many cases demands slavery.
You fail.
You are fucking mental!
For the most part? Either you believe or you don't. God's word is not there!!!!! You will go to Hell if you believe the Holy Bible is all the Word of the Living God. What kind of fundie in humans clothing are you? Your parents should be ashamed of you. You are unfit to be a parent and husband. I know why you are feeling sick. It is because you ARE SICK. And it is too bad your family is being lead by a such a twisted degenerate.
You are a God fearing abomination and you should not speak anymore until you learn to be a decent human being and child of the FSM.
May the almighty FSM have mercy upon your soul. REPENT SINNER.
Fuck, what is this country coming too? This used to be a good, God fearing land. And now these filthy degenerate folk think they can just pick and choose and bend God's Word into whatever they want it to be? I hope you teach your kids better than that you Sinner. Otherwise they will be in Hell right next to you. (What can I add?)
Fixed.
Protestants are notorious for 'picking and choosing' what they want to believe from the bible, and fundamentalist protestesnts are the worst. Liberal protestants at least accept jesus' teachings on love and forgiveness and acceptance at face value. Their view of god being loving is more plausable than anything ultra-conservative idiots have to offer. And a literal view of the bible? Do you believe the bread and wine (not grape juice, the Greek words are completlely different) are truely the body and blood of christ? No? Then you don't literally believe what the bible says. It IS possible to believe the bible is inerrant on matters of theology, and full of error historically and scientifically, and still believe it to be god's word. It IS possible to be theologically conservative, and socially and politically liberal. These things seem to be a more correct view of the bible than what fundies think. Of course, most fundies have never actually read the bible, or at least just small parts from it.
Wait, you are posting on Craig's List?
A place where I can post looking for a woman to beat and have rough rape fantasy sex with?
It's like posting on 4Chan.
This one didn't get the memo.
Religion has long since been superseded by the conceptual "Social Contract". This is the true cornerstone of the nation's ethical and moral constructs.
Therefore religion is not only obsolete, but also counterproductive as a system of governance.
a) we're all sinners, according to the Bible, including you.
b) so don't judge others. There was quite a famous chap who advised that once. what was the name now...oh that's right, Jesus, you might have heard of him if you'd read your Bible, he's mentioned a few times.
c) The Bible doesn't say you go to hell for not believing the Bible, all it says is that you will go to Heaven if you believe in Jesus.
d) Maybe YOU should shut up until you learn to stop picking and choosing which bits of the Bible you want to follow and learn to be a decent human being instead of a ranting, nasty hypocrite.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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