Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
CHRISTIANS I HAVE BAD NEWS
NOW PRAY HARDLY THAN YOU EVER PRAY BEFORE CAUSE ARMAGEDDON IS NEAR THAN EVER BEFORE!
[11/10/2008 4:53:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Psh, people said that over Y2K eight years ago.
11/10/2008 4:55:07 AM
So you'll have someone slightly less right-wing in charge of your country next year compared to the jerk who's brought it to its knees today. Boo hoo.
Effing drama queen.
11/10/2008 4:57:07 AM
11/10/2008 4:58:39 AM
So...don't pray then? Or just pray sometimes?
11/10/2008 4:59:45 AM
Hi LoneWolf, how's your girlfriend - or have you lost the puncture outfit again?
11/10/2008 5:00:10 AM
Pray Hardly... is lonewolf reconsidering power of prayer?
11/10/2008 5:07:46 AM
11/10/2008 5:16:06 AM
11/10/2008 5:16:47 AM
11/10/2008 5:18:18 AM
Hardly praying? Good idea. Get up off your knees and do something for a change.
11/10/2008 5:23:36 AM
HUMANS I HAVE BAD NEWS
LONEWOLF IS BACK! AND THIS TIME IT HAS A DICTIONARY!
Prepare thyselves for a marathon bout of verbal masturbation.
Tell me LoneWolf1984, why are you so fascinated with wrestling. Oooh, all those MEN, sooo butch sweety.
11/10/2008 5:24:15 AM
Pray hardly? Maybe God only listens to people with a certain level of English skills.
Good one, consider it stolen.
11/10/2008 5:30:46 AM
It took him this long to react.
11/10/2008 5:32:33 AM
You have perflect engrish skills there.
11/10/2008 5:44:35 AM
11/10/2008 5:56:11 AM
I love the way LoneWolf only now just got the news, and then shares it like he's the only one who knows.
11/10/2008 5:57:38 AM
Allegory for Jesus
You know when Armageddon will
be near? When you form a coherent sentence.
11/10/2008 5:59:51 AM
Hardly? tee hee.
11/10/2008 6:19:58 AM
There's not gonna be any armageddon, moron. Hate to dissappoint you, LoneWolf, but you're going to live a very long, very annoying life.
11/10/2008 7:04:25 AM
For those commenting on LW's supposed late reaction, to be fair, he made that post on Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:42 am.
He's still a fucktard, though.
11/10/2008 7:50:47 AM
Well it's written in CAPS LOCK so it must be true.
11/10/2008 8:59:29 AM
Obviously your lot didn't pray 'hardly' enough before the election - what makes you think that the power of prayer is sufficient to 'rectify' the situation after the election?
Don't you think that if your god did not approve of Obama he would have let him win?
If US politics was that important to him, he would have sent his son back to stand for election and you could have all voted JC.
11/10/2008 9:20:18 AM
In the Bible (book of Revelation specifically, if I recall correctly), Armageddon is a place, not a time, so I find it very hard to believe that it's significantly closer now than it was any time in the last few decades.
11/10/2008 9:50:58 AM
Maybe God wanted him to win?
11/10/2008 10:04:46 AM
11/10/2008 10:18:48 AM