I wish jesus changed your heart to stop beating.
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Well, there certainly is a chance.....after all, he got toxzen's heart to shrivel, turn black, and fill with hate..
I wish you'd go kill yourself. Bullet to the head, drink poison, anything. Remember, heaven helps those who help themselves!
Christian love.
It burns.
It's a good thing Jesus is imaginary then, isn't it?
From what I've read of Jesus, real or not, he was mostly a very tolerant individual who would never wish evil on his worst enemies.
You really should read the Bible sometime.
BUT HE DIDN'T
SO FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
One thing I learned when I worked as a nursing assistant is that the brain, lungs, and heart are connected as far as life goes. If one of these fail, the other 2 follow extremely shortly thereafter. Why a lot of these fundies are still alive is beyond me since it appears that many of them are brain dead.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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