"Evolutionary Morphology is one of your screwed? up sects of your religion. You get "Dr. Bullcockery" with a Ph D in "evolutionary morphology" and in his studies of bones he suggest that the "homodickheadist" lived some 27 billion years ago, measurerd in time by guessology and opticrectal precision."
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Hmm. I'm Dr. IgnorantFantasies with a Ph.D. in theology. In my studies of the bible, I have determined that the universe spontaneously popped into existence some 4-6 thousand years ago, that snakes and donkeys talk, that giants were a common race, that leviathans, dragons, ghosts, and zombies are real, and that Barack Obama is the antichrist.
Okay. I'm not entirely sure about the last one, but the bible does say a half black muslim will take over the world one day.
Revurg, I just read your comments on YouTube.
Children!
Pay close attention to the imbecile called Revurg. You will end up looking and sounding equally retarded as Revurg if you do not pay attention at school and do your homework and stay away from religious fantasies.
Oh and boys... Men like Revurg will never get any pussy and you know you want some!
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"homodickheadist"
"You get "Dr. Bullcockery" with a Ph D in "evolutionary morphology" and in his studies of bones he suggest that the "homodickheadist" lived some 27 billion years ago, measurerd in time by guessology and opticrectal precision."
You get a con in prison with a boyfriend.
Evolutionary Morphology is the study of similarities in structure between animals on the basis of our common ancestery. For instance the hands of apes and ours are NEARLY the same because of our common ancestry. We have evolved for tool making and using while chimps still can swing through trees with ease.
I believe you are from the UK because you have used the UK slang, Homo"dickhead"ist. I suggest you go back to school. It may be a waste of my tax money, but I think it may be worth it just to separate your stupid from my internet. You may want to enroll yourself in a Basic English GCSE as well. I also suggest you stay away from humour as it seems to be a concept that is above and beyond your immediate grasp.
The Rain in Spain, Stays Mainly on the Plain.
This guy is trying to mock scientific terminology in a very sarcastic and contemptious manner. He sounds like a demented child.
Opticrectal disease: when you cant see taking your ass to work.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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