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Wouldn't it be cool if when we got to Heaven we had an opportunity to watch the events from the beginning of time? I have wondered about: the population of the planet before the flood, dinosaurs walking on the planet with man, the Nephilim debate, seeing the life of Christ (what His life was like before His ministry), etc.

MKLevesque, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [11/12/2008 4:38:05 PM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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The L

When false "history" meets death fantasies.

@Mortok: Hell, I'd love to spend the afterlife watching videos of dinosaurs running around--regardless of whether or not early humans were portrayed as being crushed underfoot.

11/12/2008 4:44:46 PM

Mortok

Yeah, that would be cool. If any of it was real.

11/12/2008 4:44:54 PM

Paschal Wagner

Are you saying the Bible isn't enough for you? HEATHEN!

11/12/2008 4:52:12 PM

Pyroclasm

Nope. First there's no heaven, and second none of that shit ever happened.

11/12/2008 5:00:05 PM

t3h_fuhr3r

Yeah, that would be cool. Your minds would totally be blown.

11/12/2008 5:14:29 PM

myheadhurts

Its called fiction.

11/12/2008 5:19:21 PM

David B.

Pretty cool, yes, but having superpowers would be way cooler!

11/12/2008 5:20:21 PM

Kris

Actually, when I was a kid, I always wanted to do this, too, once I got to Heaven. I'd still like to observe the beginning of time, but there's the whole "Temporal Directive" and shit...

11/12/2008 5:20:50 PM

Slayer

Dinosaurs walking on the planet with man would not be a pretty sight... Even assuming that we had primitive tools and weapons, dinosaurs would have kicked our asses.

11/12/2008 5:31:56 PM

Route666

Jurassic Park fantasies?

11/12/2008 5:37:51 PM

Pagnostic

This is a troll, right? The poster's sig quotes Johnny Storm and everything.

11/12/2008 5:51:30 PM

Grigadil

Just tell Ken Ham to build a "museum" to your little fantasy and charge admission.

Oh wait...

11/12/2008 6:06:41 PM

Mister Spak

Wouldn't it be cool to watch this retard keep hitting the FF and REW button over and over trying to find the flood.

11/12/2008 6:19:06 PM

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No more acid to you.

11/12/2008 6:23:48 PM

Allegory for Jesus

So...you'd want to spend your afterlife watching the Land of the Lost, and the Passion of Christ, director's cut? Have fun with that.

11/12/2008 6:30:41 PM

Brenz

That's not terribly fundie, he just has his history wrong. The desire is reasonable.

11/12/2008 6:32:19 PM

boingo

Great. Now "heaven" also has a movie theater...

11/12/2008 6:32:40 PM

Tomby Stone

You dumbass, Jesus wasn't even IN Ministry. He just built their Hotrod.

11/12/2008 7:03:09 PM

Marsten

Yeah, and when I die, I want to be able to watch Morgoth build his fortess, Ungoliant devour the great trees, and the forging of the Silmarils.

11/12/2008 7:35:41 PM

tracer

IF heaven does exist, and IF you do get to go there after you die, and IF while you're there you're allowed to view past events as they actually happened ... you would be in for some major disappointments. "What do you mean, dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago and there was no global flood?! YOU LIED TO ME, JESUS!!"

11/12/2008 8:29:33 PM

Old Viking

I'm hoping for naked women. Kind of like the Muslim thing, ya know?

11/12/2008 8:36:28 PM

Captain Obvious

Then please kill yourself immediately, you'll get to hell faster.

As long as you accept Jesus and repent AFTER you slit your wrists you'll be forgiven and go to heaven.

Do it now!

11/12/2008 8:39:30 PM

KDH

I afraid that once we invent the technology to do this ourselves in a few hundred years or so, you'll be sadly disappointed.

11/12/2008 8:48:17 PM



Gee talk about a boring way to spend 4 billion years. Of course the way you RR's describe heaven, it's sounds like a pretty boring place(Kinda like the desert in America's "Horse with no Name").

11/12/2008 9:31:11 PM

anti-nonsense

It would be cool to be able to see what happened in the past, but it's not gonna happen, and even if we could, it wouldn't be the way you think it was, because your version of history is bullshit.

But I think the real thing would be cooler to watch then your fantasies anyway.

As long as you could fast forward and move the view around to where interesting things were happening.

11/12/2008 9:44:18 PM
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