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I'm not going to get into the whole "homosexual marriage" thing. Suffice it to say that marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman. It always has been, and the attempts by the homosexual movement to redefine it are ludicrous. If you want to be homosexual, so be it; but to expect special benefits b/c of your choice... Again, if I want to have sex with my cat, should the state give me special benefits? No. Those benefits, including the union itself, are and should be reserved for true, natural marriage between a man and a woman.

outcasts-anonymous, IMDb 29 Comments [11/12/2008 4:38:16 PM]
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"I'm not going to get into the whole "homosexual marriage" thing."

Gosh, I wonder what's coming then.


"Suffice it to say that marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman."

Don't you mean a white woman and white man?


"It always has been, and the attempts by the homosexual movement to redefine it are ludicrous."

I think it is ridiculous that kings can no longer rape brides if they want to, but what can you do?


"If you want to be homosexual, so be it; but to expect special benefits b/c of your choice..."

Homosexuality is not a choice.


"Again, if I want to have sex with my cat, should the state give me special benefits? No."

No. You should be locked up because of rape. The difference is consent, you bigoted asshole.


"Those benefits, including the union itself, are and should be reserved for true, natural marriage between a man and a woman."

Marriages have been around for ages (that includes before Christianity) so who are you to decide on that?

11/12/2008 4:42:46 PM



Normally I'd go into the obvious differences between a cat and a grown person and why its a choice for them but you seem to have tons of excuses for why you cant choose to be gay to prove it. But I'm sick of this shit so instead...
DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING MORON!

11/12/2008 4:45:21 PM

Mortok

They aren't special rights, you moron. They are simple, basic, HUMAN rights. And with people like you around to make them feel so bad, why the fuck would anyone 'choose' to be gay?

11/12/2008 4:46:44 PM

GigaGuess

Suffice it to say that marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman.

You mean a white man and a white woman? Or A Christian man and his christian wife? Or a man and as many wives as he could handle, a la Solomon? Yeah, marriage has remained pristine and static since the beginning of time...uh-huh.

11/12/2008 4:51:06 PM

Doctor Whom

Check out the two-spirit people, as well as various Roman emperors.

11/12/2008 5:00:54 PM

myheadhurts

A cat can't give consent. And I wouldn't recommend having sharp claws so near your jewels.

11/12/2008 5:18:14 PM

blah

Nice job not getting into the whole "homosexual marriage" thing.

11/12/2008 5:42:24 PM

SteelyDanorak

Homophobe, not fundie, and better than some. He doesn't mind gay people having sex, he just doesn't want them to marry. Like it's his business.

What is the poor guy so afraid of?

11/12/2008 5:48:25 PM

Headache

Suffice it to say that marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman. It always has been,

Except for the cases where one was white and one was black, up until 1967 they were forbidden to get married in many states in USA.

So, less than 40 years ago, marriage was redefined, so what the fuck is your problem?

11/12/2008 5:56:49 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Suffice it to say that marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman..."

...of the same race, under which they are obligated to bear children, and the woman is the remain the property of the man.

But yes, redefining marriage...ludicrous.

11/12/2008 6:25:42 PM

aaa

Not this thing again.

11/12/2008 6:31:14 PM

Bored One-time Poster

"...marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman. It always has been..."

I take it you haven't heard about the whole Proposition 8 thing. You know, where they were trying to REDEFINE it as one man one woman.

Also, those benefits aren't 'special.' If you expect them in a heterosexual marriage, it's only fair that you should expect them in a homosexual marriage too.

11/12/2008 6:51:54 PM

Old Viking

Quick, somebody rescue this guy's cat.

11/12/2008 8:29:56 PM

tracer

That cat was really coming on to you, wasn't it?

11/12/2008 8:54:03 PM

Duck

What is it with these people and beastiality? Personally I resent being comapared to other species.

11/12/2008 9:45:53 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

A cat is fine too.

11/12/2008 9:50:00 PM

Sisyphus

What is with the obsession with bestiality. I have never EVER equated homosexuality with bestiality it's an enormous stretch. Freud would have a field day with these guys.

11/12/2008 11:18:20 PM

Seigi no Mikata

Consensual sex between two male adult human beings != Sticking it into a pussy

Get it right.

11/12/2008 11:39:22 PM

Darwin

...attempts by the homosexual movement to redefine it...

As far as I know it's never been defined as being between a man and a woman, so it's actually those who are writing that in now who are redefining it.

11/13/2008 2:07:27 AM

Grimesy

Oh my god! Seriously, Jesus fucking Christ! Holy Shit! Those were choices. Being attracted to other men (or women) isn't. You can fuck your cat for all I care, but don't be surprised if it doesn't feel a thing, turns around and lacerates your scrotum.

11/13/2008 2:17:00 AM

Shadoboy

Why do you want to have sex with your cat?

Furthermore, the Cat needs to agree to it.

11/13/2008 3:27:41 AM

Jeffro

"Special benefits" like you have for being born heterosexual... never mind, you EARNED it. And all you had to do was not fall in love with someone of the same sex. I'm sure that was a struggle.

Marry your fuckin' cat if you want, when he says it wasn't consensual, don't come crying to me.

11/13/2008 4:20:09 AM

Professor M

Suffice it to say that marriage is a legal union between a man and a woman. It always has been, and the attempts by the homosexual movement to redefine it are ludicrous.

Get the to an anthropologist!

No, seriously. You don't get to play "discussion" any more until you get a few facts.

11/13/2008 4:48:33 AM

HoJuSimpson

Honestly, constantly going on and on about having sex with animals when talking about two adults together...

Please get the mental treatment you need and deserve.

11/13/2008 5:08:11 AM

anonymous

No, because your cat can't give consent.

Humans can.

It's like when you go skydiving, you sign a thing saying that if you die, it's your own fault.

11/13/2008 6:08:49 AM
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