I honestly am considering moving to Canada so that I can watch from above as Obama sends the United States on its path to ruin.
honestly, the fact that Obama one just showed me exactly how ignorant our country is.
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honestly, the fact that Obama one just showed me exactly how ignorant our country is.
Did I just hear a site-wide :facepalm:?
"honestly, the fact that Obama one just showed me exactly how ignorant our country is."
I do so love the smell of irony in the morning.
The fact that you think Canada isn't liberal shows how ignorant you are. Also you use of the word "one" when you should have used "won" shows that typical fundy grammatical ignorance that we so love and enjoy (not to mention laugh at). Do yourself a favor, if you wish to move to a more conservative and fundamentalist nation, do some research, realize Canada isn't it, and move to Saudi Arabia, or Iran. I'm sure they'll love to have you. They need some target practice. Go ahead, we won't be sad, promise.
honestly, the fact that Obama one just showed me exactly how ignorant our country is .
You dare speak of ignorance? If you would like a very good example of how ignorant some americans can be, Then I would highly suggest that you look in the mirror.
You know, I agree with this. I never liked Obama. I never thought he was that great of a candidate. As a libertarian I have numerous reservations about an Obama Presidency. So I agree, it shows how ignorant our country is. It shows how ignorant the Republicans are to run the campaign that they did. It shows how ignorant we are to demand a candidate who is "right with god" and will carry on an evangelical's failed economic programs. All of this led to an Obama presidency. If the republicans had gone back to their "contract with america" and run a strong economic conservative with a solid executive background then they would have dominated.
But no. They decided to run a guy who was a maverick just because he opposed toruture. They decided to run a guy who had said he didn't know enough about economics. They decided to run a non-evangelical and then demand he run to the evangelical right. So yes, I agree that an Obama presidency shows just how ignorant this country is. It shows that 50% of the country truly wants a theocracy and the other 50% will vote for anyone who resists it, and rightly so.
Leave the Canucks alone. They have everything you hate, and that's why they are awesome. Go live in the Middle East or, hey, how about Egypt? A lawyer just talked about his proposal that Arab men be allowed to sexually harass Israeli women as a resistance tactic. I'm sure something like that would be right up your alley.
@ Fek'lhr ,
No shit. Awesome sound.
No don't come to Canada, we have the ghey marriage here, oh noes. Also Obama is widely liked and supported here. Also, we don't want retarded right-wing Americans here.
Move to Iran instead.
I'm hoping that once they become totally disillusioned about their prospects in Canada, they will continue moving north...or "up", in this case.
This influx of mobile protein should sustain the polar bears until someone can figure out how to stabilize the icecap.
Please don´t do it.
Canada at the moment is a nice liberal country. I don´t want you to come there and try to turn it into some kind of Christistan. Especially as I have relatives who live in Canada.
If you don´t want to live in the USA anymore, try to find a small uninhabited pacific island and move there ;)
To the person who said that conservatives would move to Australia in the even of a Dem win: No way! a) we don't want them b) they probably wouldn't like the socio-cultural attitudes here. We're a very progressive nation - true, we did experience over a decade of hyper-conservative rule but now that fucker is out on his arse and we have a (slightly) better government now. Even the conservatives here look liberal compared to American fundotheocrats ie. our Catholic, conservative opposition leader recently told the rabid anti-abortion Xtian groups to just shut up and deal with reality (in not so many words). Plus we have one of the highest percentage of non-believers in the developed world.
And to the person who said that the moron in the OP probably couldn't identify Canada on a map - c'mon, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there.
I honestly am considering moving to Canada
Have you run this idea by the Canadians?
so that I can watch from above
Huh? Like from heaven? Canada would be more "beside" technically. Perhaps I'm nitpicking.
as Obama sends the United States on its path to ruin.
The geezer and Evangelical Barbie lost this year. That doesn't automatically mean "the great and terrible Satan" has taken over.
honestly, the fact that Obama one just showed me exactly how ignorant our country is.
Funny you should say that...
@Pyroclasm:
Hey! Watch it! Remember, Labor won (one?) the last election, so this no longer holds true.
These days, Repukes have to flee to Japan when a Democrat wins.
"honestly, the fact that Obama one just showed me exactly how ignorant our country is"
As Bart Simpson would say, "The ironing is delicious"
GO, please, GO.
And when you get there please continue to spout your ignorant rants. You will find out what it means to be isolated in a culture that has no repect for your foolishness.
And I suspect the vast majority of our Candian neighbors know the difference between "won" and "one".
I'll join in the chorus saying "What has Canada ever done to you?" and I also wonder what kept you from not realizing how much more ignorant America was during the Bush years.
Are you of the ilk thinking "I hate immigrants, I will move to a country that doesn't let in any immigrants!"?
Obama is slowly pulling you back from the ruin, stupid. If he hadn't as many Republicans to fight with, or if he was more decisive, he might have pulled you into the clear by now.
Many of the things Obama wants to do, Canada has already done, decades ago. Using your logic, it's way beyond ruin by now.
Why does the tune "Blame Canada!" enter my head right now?
After supporting Bush Inc for eight years and allowing them to sell your economy off,,,,Now you're worried.
Why Canada? If Obama had been able to impliment the changes he campaigned on you'd be more like Canada. The Alternative was religious-right driven policies that would have been called W phase two.
Just look at what your Tea-Party canidates are doing right now, right-wingers embrace all the ideas of what communism actually was.
B-but Canada... Canada is...
Pfff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Not only do they have true universal healthcare, they're something like 10% more Atheist.
That "path to ruin" you mention leads RIGHT TO CANADA. And yet(SHOCK!!) THERE IS STILL A CANADA!! They haven't dissolved into a homosexual rape-orgy of state-provided medicine and up-to-code schools!!
NO!
No, stay at home. Really ... errr ... uhm ..
Ah - yeah, we got gay marriage up here. You should see them all parading every day! Holds traffic up something awful. Really.
And, uh, well .. Uhm ... Abortion! We have legal, government paid fo abortions here. Everyone stops in every week on their way to the orgies. Seriously. Every woman in Canada has shed at least four embryos. Honest.
And ... And ... hmm ... Socialism! Just brimming over with socialism up here. No rich people at all any more. All got all their money taken away to give to drunks in bars watching strippers 24/7.
You really, really, wouldn't like it here. Really.
Would I lie?
(Peeps around corner and whispers: "Is it gone yet?")
Oh, by all means.
I'm sure you'd love Canada, what with their socialized medicine, French speakers, and liberals.
Oh, and don't forget to curtsy to your Queen!
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