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"There is nothing loving about sex." "Having sex without horniness is a greater expression of love. Sex is self-satisfying, but not meant for pleasure."

[Note: emphasis that of source web page.]

Fr. Paul Marx, Human Life International Symposium on Human Sexuality (found at Abortion.org.au) 63 Comments [11/12/2008 4:51:25 PM]
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The L

"Having sex without horniness is a greater expression of love."

Um, how the fucking hell is any man supposed to have sex without arousal being involved? I mean, sure Fr. Marx is celibate, but that doesn't mean he has the right to be totally ignorant about how his own penis works! Or does he not understand what the slang term "horny" actually means?

11/12/2008 4:55:58 PM

vertexshader

Thats like your toe hurting...without pain! I get it!

11/12/2008 4:56:26 PM

Pyroclasm

Because that's totally possible.

11/12/2008 4:56:30 PM

Illuminatalie

Expert advice, from the expert on sex.

11/12/2008 4:59:11 PM

Mortok

Somehow, I doubt his celibacy is self-imposed.

11/12/2008 4:59:48 PM

Frank

If prostitutes with strap-ons have taught us anything, it is that sex without arousal is totally possible.

-Frank

11/12/2008 4:59:48 PM

Paschal Wagner

Am I being completely unfair if I get the feeling he's thinking first and foremost of the woman's horniness - or rather, the unnecessity thereof for her to do her conjugal duty?

11/12/2008 5:01:59 PM

Aethernaut

Fr. Paul Marx has obviously never had sex.

11/12/2008 5:05:43 PM

myheadhurts

So, women are better then men. I'll take my sex with pleasure thank you.

11/12/2008 5:12:45 PM

Berny

You'll forgive me if I ignore the advice of someone who is celibate on the subject of sex.
It's not like you could possibly know what you are talking about, is it?

11/12/2008 5:34:56 PM

Headache

Having sex without horniness

That's like you, a man with no brain!

11/12/2008 5:43:51 PM

Pagnostic

"Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter 'Worth the Wait' For Christian Newlyweds"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39100

11/12/2008 5:45:20 PM

GigaGuess

So...sex is only good, so long as you don't WANT to have sex.

11/12/2008 5:49:17 PM

Average Guy

I think this guy lacks a penis.

11/12/2008 5:50:09 PM

Bored One-time Poster

If sex wasn't 'designed' for pleasure...why is it so pleasing?


11/12/2008 5:55:53 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Having sex without horniness is a greater expression of love."

That's what she said. She was lying.

11/12/2008 5:56:32 PM

Princess Rot

"Sex is self-satisfying, but not meant for pleasure."

Paschal Wagner, you're probably not wrong. I think Fr. Marx really means that this only applies to women, since it's physically impossible for a man to have sex without first being aroused. It's another take on that Catholic pro-birth shit about sex only being for procreation, and the only pleasure you should get out of it, you sinful slut, is the thought of another child.

11/12/2008 6:01:09 PM

Mister Spak

"Sex is self-satisfying, but not meant for pleasure."

Then god really fucked up the design.

11/12/2008 6:01:34 PM

John

How does a Catholic priest become an expert on sex?

11/12/2008 6:10:45 PM



What are the odds that this fuckwit is a virgin? I'm sorry, but when you have never had sex in your life, you are NOT qualified to tell other people how to have sex, you monstrously stupid douchebag.

11/12/2008 6:14:07 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Should I think about puppies and flowers whilst I'm doing it?

Ooh, me so hoaney!

11/12/2008 6:18:17 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Obtaining sexual advice from a priest makes almost as much sense as calling a cockroach to fix your computer.

11/12/2008 6:19:58 PM

Tomby Stone

So you're saying the 6th screw of the night is the best one ??

11/12/2008 6:34:52 PM

aaa

You just can't make this shit up.

11/12/2008 6:48:14 PM

enna

Wow. Someone doesn't know one iota of what he is talking about. Idiot.

11/12/2008 6:53:40 PM
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