I say we bring back the Witch Hunts! minus the brutal torture, just armed with our Swords and Faith
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Yes, that sounds about right for you, also, might as well bring back the crusades and the Spanish Inquisition. Ah! Those were the good old days to you and your ilk. How's about this for a deal? You can TRY to do a witch hunt, as long as we can all bring back the U.S. constitution, the enlightenment, the Visigoths, the Vikings (they kicked some ass), the Oneida community, American transcendentalism, Oh, yeah, I'd like me some of that Hammurabi code that your babble's laws are supposedly based on, too. Would that be okay with you? Oh, yeah, and the cradle of civilization was in the middle east. When you had your dark ages, we LOST all that knowledge from those so-called barbarians. I'd like to bring that back too, biatches!
My ancestors are vikings, some theorize berserkers (which explains a lot about my family), we hunt and raise protection dogs, so bring it.
As a sword collector (real ones, not that fake crap they sell at flea markets) and a fencer, I say: "Bring it!".
Oh, and my friend who has several guns also invites your challenge. Sadly, I feel he won't leave many of you for me to play with by the time he's done.
I support this, only because the results would be hilarious.
Crazy Christians vs. Crazy neo-Pagans, and both sides armed with swords.
I mean, damn, we got a guy threatening to unleash his inner Berserker ancestry upon them already, so you know it would be entertaining. Well, at least until someone called the cops - or until both sides got winded from swinging swords around without actually hitting anyone, and decided to go home (or possibly to a Denny's).
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My ancestors are vikings, some theorize berserkers (which explains a lot about my family), we hunt and raise protection dogs, so bring it."
My ancestors are Celts - these fuckers stand NO chance!
So many fundies, so many bullets!
Be like dynamiting fish in a teacup.
Yawn...
This is My Boomstick...
Who brings a gun to a sword fight? The winner.
Speaking as a modern Witch this makes me more sad than anything thing, this person obviously doesn't undrstand that the victims of the witch hunts where mainly innnocent of what they where charged of.
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"Crazy Neo-Pagans"? That's more offensive than the actual fundy quote, shame on you.
Silly Rapture-ite.
Bringing swords and faith to a gunfight only works in the various worlds of Final Fantasy games, and even then only for the main characters not named Aeris/Aerith.
You, sir, do not qualify as such; kindly fuck off now. Thank you.
@Thinking Allowed:
Certainly, as we all know that witches are made of wood.
Shall I fetch the Shrubber, as well?
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