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Las Vegas is not the only “sin city” in the United States. Salem worships the Devil. It is shameful that any city in America would honor witchcraft. Shame on Salem's citizens who tolerate such evil. Witchcraft is a vile sin, which brings the judgment of God (Galatians 5:19-21). Every born-again Christian living in Salem, Massachusetts ought to continually expose this horrible wickedness. Witchcraft is far from being a mere novelty. In fact, Salem has it's own infamous “official witch,” Laurie Cabot...

We ought to obey the Laws set forth in the Word of God. Exodus 22:18 plainly states, “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.” The Bible mandates the death penalty upon all genuine witches, just as the Bible pronounces death for all abortionists, adulterers, murders and homosexuals. Get mad at God if you don't like it, because He said it. Salem, Massachusetts is in serious trouble with God for legalizing, encouraging, sponsoring and honoring witchcraft.

Witchcraft should be punishable by law. No one has the freedom to undermine the very basis upon which freedom is established—FAITH IN THE GOD OF THE BIBLE.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 47 Comments [11/12/2008 3:42:27 PM]
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"FAITH IN THE GOD OF THE BIBLE."

No.

11/12/2008 3:44:06 PM



Proudly marching back to 1692.

11/12/2008 3:46:18 PM

The L

Do these people honestly not realize that Wiccans live in places other than Salem, MA?

Some of us live in Salem, OR, for example. ;P

@Alex: Wicca is a legally recognized religion. Just because you don't believe it's real magic, doesn't mean there aren't real Witches.

11/12/2008 3:46:44 PM

Alex

Since there are no witches, it stands to reason that there are no "genuine" witches that need killing. End of story.

11/12/2008 3:47:08 PM

Aethernaut

I'll bet old Davey calls himself "pro-life" too!

11/12/2008 3:48:01 PM

CailinBan

My understanding that 'witch' in the bible was a mistranslation of the word 'poisoner'.

Regardless, we don't have to live by what the bible says, so it doesn't matter if it is anti-witch. Cos guess what, it's irrelevant what the bible says!

And God didn't write the bible.

11/12/2008 3:51:15 PM

Giveitaday

Witchcraft should be punishable by law. No one has the freedom to undermine the very basis upon which freedom is established—FAITH IN THE GOD OF THE BIBLE.

"Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion, or to prohibit the free exercise thereof."

Either deal with it or find yourself another country to live in. The purpose of the US constitution is to protect the minority from the tyranny of the majority.

11/12/2008 3:53:07 PM

a mind far far away

If this man speaks like this when he's not on the interwebs, then I'm pretty sure he'll be shot soon, probably in the nuts. Hopefully sooner than later, because I've ran out of things to say about him, much less be able to read what he posts without my brain bleeding out of my eyes.

11/12/2008 3:58:52 PM

Yama the Space Fish

Someone needs to read up on the history of Halloween.

11/12/2008 3:59:18 PM

Danny Noonan

The Salem Witch Trials went so well the first time, we should definitely have more

11/12/2008 4:01:24 PM

Esjeur

Sorry, not many born agains here in MA. Try the boondocks in the western part though, but Salem, nah, not many.

11/12/2008 4:14:21 PM

Grigadil

MOB RULE IS FREEDOMZ!!!1!

I can see Davey in the midst of a slobbering mob of social misfits, experiencing total bliss.

11/12/2008 4:21:23 PM

Elia

@a mind far far away- I doubt the person holding the gun would aim for the crotch.

Are we sure there isn't some deserted island, far away from any civilization, that we could move these wackos to? I think they'd like their own little country/archipelago.

11/12/2008 4:22:26 PM

BreeStar

The Bible mandates the death penalty upon all genuine witches, just as the Bible pronounces death for all... murders

Imagine that... Death for murder...

11/12/2008 4:27:57 PM



David, unfortunately for you, witches today are a lot more aggressive than they used to be.

11/12/2008 4:44:50 PM

Moondog


Salem does call itself "The Witch city" and it lures tourists on that name, especially on Halloween, as you can imagine. Tourists' dollars flow in from that, although some locals wish it would sell itself on something that didn't cost the lives of many innocent women. Things like the Peobody Essex Museum, which is still on my "to do" list. BTW, if you come here and don't want to sound like a tourist, it's PEE-b'dee, never pee-BODY.

11/12/2008 4:46:06 PM



Your god doesnt exist. You and all other christians are fucking morons with imaginary friends. Are freedoms would be better off without you.

11/12/2008 4:47:44 PM

Martha Jones

Witchcraft is so 1990's.

The in thing now is vampires.

11/12/2008 4:50:11 PM

Seigi no Mikata

Sounds like a troll.

11/12/2008 4:52:40 PM

GigaGuess

No one has the freedom to undermine the very basis upon which freedom is established—FAITH IN THE GOD OF THE BIBLE.

Freedom of religion doesn't work that way.

11/12/2008 5:01:49 PM

aaa

It's the 1600's all over again.

11/12/2008 5:37:47 PM

Route666

Kenya and Alaska are calling you

11/12/2008 5:59:29 PM

Headache

Witches? Quick! Call Sarah Palin!

11/12/2008 6:04:52 PM

David D.G.

I thought witches mostly lived in California now, at least according to the TV. The ones I've seen are mostly pretty hot, too.


~David D.G.

11/12/2008 6:27:22 PM



Who wants to bet this fuckwit's never heard of 'The Crucible'?

11/12/2008 6:36:09 PM
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