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Funny thing about the Bible?
I may have been written by many men, but if you look at it closer every verse points to one thing, the glory of God. different men yet the message remains straight, That's why it was called, oh i don't know...God Inspired.Plus wouldn't it be better to read a history book written by many men, than just 1. And yet people call it a book of "Fairy Tales". Bible is so true, make me kinda giggle a little bit in how true it is. PRAISE BE TO GOD.

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old comment by Papabear

"Funny thing about the Bible?
I may have been written by many men, but if you look at it closer every verse points to one thing, the glory of God. different men yet the message remains straight,"

Excuse me? What Bible are YOU reading?

"That's why it was called, oh i don't know...God Inspired."

No, it's called "God inspired" because people like you call it that wishing it was really true.

"Plus wouldn't it be better to read a history book written by many men, than just 1."

Or, one could simply read more than one book.

"And yet people call it a book of "Fairy Tales"."

Yeah, most of those people are the people who have READ the Bible and know something of it's history. Don't pay any attention to them, they're just the smart and/or educated people.

"Bible is so true, make me kinda giggle a little bit in how true it is. PRAISE BE TO GOD."

I bet you giggle a lot, looking out the window of your tiny white room, trying to loosen the tied sleeves of your hospital jacket.

old comment by anonymous

Funny thing about the Linux kernel.
It was been added to by many men, but if you look closely, every line of code contributes to it working.

Clearly this is goddamned magic.

I mean, it's not like.. Like you find this thing, you say 'this is obviously about glory of god / free os kernel / whatever' It's not like you need divine inspiration to add to something.

We aren't fucking stupid over here.

Like the Wikipedia is the same way, a zillion contributors, editors.

Hell, you're even forgetting that the Bible you know was edited and cropped to size by a small clusterfuck of guys who were all working together FOR THAT EXACT PURPOSE.

LIKE YOU ARE AMAZED THAT PEOPLE WOULD GET TOGETHER TO EDIT A BOOK AND THAT SOMEHOW IT WOULD BE EDITED.

Praise be to God, the other fucking day I used a pencil to scratch graphite onto some paper and then there was graphite on the paper.

old comment by Beeblebrox

...if you look at it closer every verse points to one thing, the glory of God.

Leviticus 21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

Note the glorious way Jehovah orders retards and cripples to keep their distance.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"And yet people call it a book of "Fairy Tales". Bible is so true, make me kinda giggle a little bit in how true it is."

Funny thing about the Bible? That so many uneducated & moronic people bought into that load of unproven, superstitious tripe. And so many have been suckered into it:

"A sucker is born every minute."

-P.T. Barnum

And people STILL believe the 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion' to this day?! But then, like the Bible & it's fundy adherents:

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."

-Josef Goebbels

And a whole nation believed Hitler's lies. And an entire world suffered for it. Fundies believe in Revelations. The Rapture. Armageddon. Sarah Failin does. She almost got to the White House, and nearly had access to The Button. Think about that. Even more reason why (like cigarettes) Bibles should come with a compulsory Government Health Warning:

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Bible is so true, make me kinda giggle a little bit in how true it is."

Ah, so a talking snake actually existed, is that what you're saying?! Careful: If you admit that just one part of your 'Word of God' you claim to be 'fact' is nothing more than fable & metaphor, then...!

"And yet people call it a book of "Fairy Tales"

Oh, y'think so?! [/hyper-sarcasm] Yet, the Church of England openly admit that much of the Bible is purely fable & metaphor, as in not to be taken literally, therefore (in their Westminster Abbey)...:

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Ergo, someone must be wrong: And I doubt you could out-debate the Professors of Theology within the C-of-E's General Synod, Tripe of Judder. >:D

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