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To think that Muslims are peacefully sitting around doing nothing but eat figs while pumping oil is ridiculous. They too have a collective objective that they must see to the END... The whole world must convert or die!

SamsonOption, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

Oh my God. They're like the Necromongers.

12/11/2006 2:23:06 AM

They call me V

I read a bit of the Quran and you know what I found? A bit about letting people have their own beliefs, I assume this means not preaching your own religion nor discriminating others because of it.

12/25/2007 1:00:29 AM

The Joker

I like how it's okay to be mean to other religions, but if someone is mean to you it's persacution.

12/26/2007 7:25:55 AM

Freboy

Personally I prefer Christian fundies over Muslim ones... they are funnier.

12/26/2007 10:23:21 AM

cyborgtroy

"They too have a collective objective that they must see to the END... The whole world must convert or die!"

Who are Christian fundies?

4/17/2008 12:38:35 PM

cyborgtroy

BTW, I have never gotten shit about religion from most of my Christian / Catholic peers, the Jewish ones, or Muslims, though I probably don't know any Muslims.

Yet it is always that one Christian guy who is talking about God and Mike Huckabee and how Republicans are the awesome or whatever.

Luckily I should be a couple dorms away from him next semester.

4/17/2008 12:39:53 PM

Feminazi

I have a friend who's muslim and he's nothing like that.
He owns a jewlery store and made me my class ring free of charge.

Last time I checked, muslim terrorist didn't give white girls jewlery.

4/22/2008 8:13:36 PM



Osama Bin Laden: To think that Americans are peacefully sitting around doing nothing but eat hamburgers while pumping oil is ridiculous. They too have a collective objective that they must see to the END... The whole world must convert or die!

4/22/2008 10:43:28 PM

Canadiest

they might teach it/preach it a bit more but your book says that too

4/23/2008 12:01:03 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"The whole world must convert or die!"

Charlemagne tried that.

12/10/2012 5:29:50 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Yeah, how dare those Muslims steal your act!

12/10/2012 6:59:52 PM

Tempus

To think that Muslims are peacefully sitting around doing nothing but eat figs while pumping oil is ridiculous.

You're right. A lot of them are slowly starving to death while their leaders reap the benefits of sitting on top of a country with lots of petroleum. Quite a few others live in terror of religious fanatics with guns who are willing to kill them rather then let potential blasphemers and heretics live.

They too have a collective objective that they must see to the END... The whole world must convert or die!

That mirror sure is shiny, isn't it?

12/11/2012 2:39:09 AM

Swede

Shiny mirror is shiny.

The largest Muslim country in the world is Indonesia. To my knowledge they have little, if any, oil to pump, and I don't think figs is a big thing in Indonesian cuisine. To learn about other cultures is apparently also ridiculous to Samson.

12/11/2012 3:04:04 AM

Justanotheratheist

We have many Muslims who live here and I've yet to see one pump oil or even eat figs. Nor have I ever seen one try and forcefully convert anybody, but why let reality interfere with your bigoted worldview?

12/11/2012 11:59:04 PM
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