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Does anyone understand this? 'Their version of the end does not include non Muslims' where does that leave non Muslims, the atheists, the agnostics and Christians? In the grave that’s where! Can this be said of Biblical Christianity? I think not!

SamsonOption, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Some Random Guy

OK, random pedantic moment:
"Samson" option refers to the biblical story of Samson who was betrayed by Delilah, who ordered a maid to cut off his hair whence came his strength. He was imprisoned by the king he'd been fighting, but eventually his hair grew back, and he escaped from the dungeon and pulled the temple down upon himself, killing his enemies in the process. This is what is meant by a "Samson Option": a suicidal tactic to destroy one's enemies.
See kamikazes and muslim suicide bombers for common examples.

10/1/2008 1:52:44 AM

Dr. Quasius

Irony meter pegged.

10/1/2008 2:10:56 AM

MisterDebunker

... The Muslim religion states that the non-believers are going to eternal torment. You know? Just like your "Biblical Christianity" believes, according to so many of it's fundamentalist adherants?


Goddamnit, now I have to buy a new irony meter. Thanks alot SamsonOption.

10/1/2008 2:27:12 AM

Michael

My grandmother always kept a bible in the house in case we ran low on toilet paper.

10/1/2008 5:00:14 AM

Rambler

The "Samson Option" is also the code Name for Israel's nuclear policy of MAD. The plan is that when certain defeat of Israel is inevitable (Loss of their Airforce, Loss of the Capital, and or incoming enemy nuclear strike) Israel will nuke every nation within range of their missiles. This include all the Islamic nations as well as much of Europe.

6/7/2009 4:11:57 PM

Rambler

Actually I heard that in the muslim end times Mohammad comes by with a "Get out of hell if you believe in god now" thing.

Oh and Christians and Jews get equal chance as Muslims to get out of hell anyway, same as almost every Abrahamic based faith.

6/7/2009 4:14:06 PM

TheLastCenturion

im pretty sure that christianity's happenings during the end times are very close to every other. people in hell (because the are only damned "for all time", not after the end of time)get to go to heaven for their repentance, people who convert after the mass ejection of believers get to go to heaven immediately, and the people who don't convert are unspoken of. then for some reason everything continues to exist, and everyone gets to chill in heaven. the only real benefit of joining the club now is that you dont have to pay for your crimes before going to heaven. presumably god then creates some new pawns to be his playthings and punish for falling for the incredibly convincing argument he makes against his own existence.

4/18/2012 2:32:27 PM
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