[How old were you when you decided that Zeus wasn't real?
How about other gods?]
I have always knew that Zeus wasn't real and that there is only one god and that is the God of the bible Jehovah.
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I though his name was Yahweh? Oh right, the Bible has many names for the same god, (but it doesn't contradict, right?)
One -- it's YHWH.
Two -- You have a total of four gods: YHWH, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Satan. You fail at counting.
Three -- Zeus has more evidence to back him up than your gods do.
I have always knew that Zeus wasn't real and that there is only one god and that is the God of the bible Jehovah.
Do you mean to say you popped out of the womb with this knowledge? No one at all ever discussed it with you? Bulls***.
Oh, Jehovah? Or Yahweh... or Jealousy.
Seriously! (Exodus, 34:14)
"I have always knew ..."
LoneWolf, is that you?
UNBELIEVER! The Lord Zeus will strike you down (weather permitting)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6nHDHMjVGg
A shortened list of man-made, one-true gods cooked up over the last 10,000 years.
Yours is halfway down the list.
There is no god called Jehovah.
The name is a misunderstanding of the Jewish practice of pronouncing YHVH (the name of god - and Hebrew doesn't generally write vowels) as Adonai. The vowels of the latter somehow got put in with the Ineffable Name's consonants and this is how Jehovah came into being. It's a cosmic error that gave birth to a new god.
YHVH (Hebrew: yod, heh, vav, heh). Some mispronounce the 'vav' as 'waw', however, there are no 'w' sounds in Hebrew. Since there are no written vowels in ancient Hebrew, once the pronunciation was lost, the vowels for the Hebrew word 'adonai' (meaning 'lord' or 'master') were added, giving the pronunciation of 'YaHoVaH'. When most Hebrew words were transliterated into English, the 'j' sound (which is also not found in Hebrew) was added to Hebrew words that began with the sound 'y'. So YaHoVaH became Jehovah, Yakhob became Jacob, Yehuda became Judah, etc. The same thing was done with the sound 'ie' (as a dipthong) from the Greek and Latin; the English 'j' sound was added, giving such words as Iesous to Jesus, Iekonos to James (now how did that happen, I don't know. The prevailing theory is that when the translators of the KJV were working, they wanted to fit King James' name into the bible, so Iekonos became James, although the Hebrew name of the NT James is actually Jacob). So, even though god is called alot of things in the bible, Jehovah isn't one of them. It's one (of the many) English language errors of the bible.
According to the ancient Copts, his name was Yaldabaoth. And no, he was never a true god.
And yes, the Coptic scripture predated the bible.
First, there is no "Jehovah" in the bible. Jehovah is a mistranslation. One of the probable ways the Tetragrammaton could be pronounced is "Yehovah". There is no "J" sound in Hebrew, Greek, or Latin. Most people have always known that the god of the christians wasn't real, and have never given in to evangelization brainwashing techniques. Anyone can say the same things for any gods or goddesses. Logic fail.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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