(in regards to an anti-landmine ad featuring a girl stepping on a land mine during a soccer game)
jesus decided her to die...therefore she did
god bless
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Just-world delusion, which is really just a subset of denial. Refusal to accept that life really can be that cruel and unfair, by making up happy afterlife fantasies to try and balance it out. "This wasn't a horrific tragedy, it's part of Jesus' wonderful plan that merely looks like a horrific tragedy!"
There's no afterlife. There's no god. As we humans hurtle through the void on this insignificant ball of rock, we're on our own. If we want fairness, happiness, longevity and safety, we must build and maintain them for ourselves.
May you suffer a painful/fatal accident, and the EMTs just stand around watching you die, saying god bless, god bless.
OK. We'll remove the airbags, seat belts, crumple zones and cross bracing from you car. After all, we shouldn't try to prevent people from being hurt if it's in our power to do so, since that would go against God's plan.
"jesus decided her to die...therefore she did"
Smiting not enough? Jesus has to plant land mines just to murder innocent children? Therefore Jesus has broken the 1st Commandment. Proof that fundy Xtianity is fucked up.
"god bless"
You evil, filthy fundy hypocrite, carefreeforever. I hope you're involved in an auto accident that's so mangled that you die slowly & in more than infinite pain. And if I'm nearby, I'll point & laugh. And if you cry out for help, I'll just continue to point & laugh. After all, Jesus decided you to die.
jesus decided her to die...therefore she did
So much for your loving "god". How can you claim on one hand that your "god" is a loving god and then claim that he just decides to kill people for no reason whatsoever on the other hand, and then tell me that your "god" is just.
Can you say, "omnibenevolent," girls and boys? I knew you could.
Also, if you're right, then Jesus also decided that I'd be a gay atheist; therefore, I am. How dare you question His will!
Wow, your god is so loving and caring. I think I want to worship him right now. What love. Will he take my daughter, too? I know I'd love nothing more than for god to kill her and take her away from me. /sarcasm
Go die in a fucking fire, and learn some goddamned grammar.
Yes, Jesus kills kids willy-nilly with land mines all the time.
Pity he lets Satan run around loose, though.
Wow. Swell guy, this Jesus.
Killing an maiming innocent children in indescribably and unimaginably horrific ways.
He certainly is the son of the Old Testament God.
And the Lord did see the ball get passed, and did see the girl about to make the goal. The Lord became angry for he was rooting for the other team, and He looked on and said "Let there be landmines!"
And He saw that it was good.
eeeh... so Jesus plant landmines in soccerfields to kill of children?
damn, what a sick fuck!!
soo small childern shuld check fore Jesus under their bed at nights, and make sure he`s not there to kill them!
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