[Well he is some religous nut who thinks the world is going to end, and we are all going to burn in hell. I also heard he doesn't even like wrestling. ]
You all can me a Christianity nut if you dare. LOL. I didn't said you or anybody was going to heck. I was justing warning you guys that the end is near and you better pick a side.
You mite be Christian Cage for now before he'd join MEM but Satan is going darft ya to his armies of the world.
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Haven't seen anything from LW in awhile. The grammar alone is enough to laugh at. I think I can understand the first sentence. But I think I'm going to need help translating the second one. "Christian Cage"? Is this some sort of fetish? "MEM"? Don't know what that is. And "darft"? Oh wait, I think he means 'draft'. It's still incoherent babbling from a fundy, even if he is honestly mentally challenged.
I have no respect for someone who refuses to ues the trem Hell, when refering to it as an actual metaphysical place. When actually discussing hell your not cussing. It's allowed, they do it in churchs.
Christian Cage is a professional wrestler who currently works for the Total Nonstop Action organization.
*sad sigh*
Damn it, LoneWolf. Two decades ago, I wanted to become a pro wrestler myself, but major surgery forced me away from that path, never to return. For the longest time, I was sorry to be denied that opportunity. When I'm looking at your posts, though, there's now a small part of me that's actually glad I was never able to pursue that career. See, you believe in the characters these wrestlers play on-screen the way a young child would believe in Santa or the bogey-man. As it is, I can laugh at you all I want for this; if I had become a wrestler, I couldn't do that so much because, as stupid as you are, you'd still be buying wrestling merchandise and paying to see wrestling matches, therefore contributing to my hypothetical salary. Laughing at the fans is fine in the ring when playing a bad guy; in real life, it'd make me the wrong kind of asshole.
TL,DR VERSION: He thinks pro wrestling is real like his gawd is real; I think he's stupid on both counts.
Can me a nut
@ Rat of Steel
I can't take this blasphemy.
What about Freddie Blassie, Lord Blear, Baron Leone, Hans Schnabel; "The Beer Barrel That Walks Like A Man", Crybaby Copus, Haystack Muldoon, -- all fakes? Actors? Oh, say it ain't so, Joe. I suppose Yukon Eric's hob nailed boots and rope to hold his trunks up, were just props, and Gorgeous George's gold plated Bobbi Pins - - -
*sigh* There's nothing to believe in any more. No wonder I'm an atheist. That's it. The WWF altar is coming down.
I've always entertained this goofy-ass theory that "Heck" is just a cuter word for "purgatory" or "limbo" or whatever.
Because Heck and Hell are clearly not the same places.
Also, WTF. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE.
So they're canning christianity nuts now? Are they like brazil nuts? Or maybe more like cashews? Do they come in unsalted and honey roasted? Do they give me super-god-powers if I eat them? Do they cost a tenth of my income? Who cans them? Where are they located? Do they have a website? Maybe a nice little jingle to entice people to buy them? Like "christian nuts, christian nuts; eat them and you won't go to heck!"
I didn't said you or anybody was going to heck because god would consider that immoral. LOL. I was justing warning you guys that the end is near and you better pick a side.
Otherwise you will burn in HECK . LOL.
"You all can me a Christianity nut if you dare."
Oh, I dare.
"I didn't said you or anybody was going to heck."
Heck? Good god...
"I was justing warning you guys that the end is near and you better pick a side."
The End has been "near" for two thousand years bucko.
"You mite be Christian Cage for now before he'd join MEM but Satan is going darft ya to his armies of the world."
Damn. And you were doing so good up to this point. I could understand what you were getting at without my secret decoder ring and everything and then this .
Well, maybe next time.
Pick a side?
O.k., I take the side that has rational people who want to make the world a better place for everyone.
Obviously this isn´t the side of most (if not all) religious fundamentalists ;)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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