Well, you're sure going to be disappointed, aren't you?
Someone's clueless here, and it's not the atheists.
1/31/2008 9:54:55 PM
Pride is a sin. See you in Hell.
1/31/2008 9:56:53 PM
Acting like a little child does not impress anyone.
1/31/2008 10:10:02 PM
Yeah, WE'RE pathetic. I can't wait to see your face when you find out Sammy Davis Jr was the one true prophet.
1/31/2008 10:14:27 PM
And as you're dancing before us, you feel a divine boot in your ass.
It's really funny. The more vehemently a person announces their belief in Jesus (Or the more rabidly, anyways), the less like him they tend to be.
1/31/2008 11:09:19 PM
The situation is good, just reverse the roles.
1/31/2008 11:18:52 PM
Well, you just hold your breath and wait for that to happen, OK, Punkin? In the meantime you might amuse yourself by sittin on your pity and spinnin.
1/31/2008 11:42:48 PM
"Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth: Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him."
- Proverbs 24:17-18
1/31/2008 11:45:38 PM
INNANE SCRIPTURE! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
1/31/2008 11:46:51 PM
So nyah! Thhhhhhhhhbt!
2/1/2008 12:27:49 AM
I am waiting for that day too.
Except with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
That would be "Off the Chain".
2/1/2008 1:29:38 AM
When both of us are being judged by Ma'at with the feather of truth, I'll turn to you and say "Looks like we were both wrong."
2/1/2008 3:13:33 AM
There's that famous christian love, over there, see? Here, use this magnifying glass.
2/1/2008 4:01:07 AM
Oh yea, well when you die and nothing happens......well, I guess the atheist's "I told you so" fantasy isn't quite as satisfying.
I guess I'll have to just make the best of the time I have.
2/1/2008 5:51:34 AM
Of course you do.
2/7/2008 11:34:30 AM
Ah, the famous Nelson Muntz approach to theology.
2/7/2008 11:36:28 AM
How about I stand and say "Jeebus is Lard" will that do?
2/7/2008 7:21:54 PM
Jesus ain't Lord. Jesus, if he really lived and loved when they say he did, is undeniably dead.
I think you got him mixed up with some other concept.
2/7/2008 7:36:47 PM
Dare to dream.
2/8/2008 5:34:10 PM
At least she admits to being a bitch. That's more than most do.
2/8/2008 6:44:50 PM