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Now i think God made bacteria, because bacteria are important for eating our poo and keeping us from getting sick... although some bacteria do make us sick for some reason (i dont get that, i think some bacteria get influenced by satan and deviate from goodness or something). But i heard viruses arent even alive, they just make more of themselves and kill things, so whats the point of that? I think viruses are the work of satan, because all they bring is death and destruction...

Shimmerstar, Christian Forums 11 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

Biblical microbiology -- now there's a concept. I wonder how Noah managed to make sure he took only two of each microbe?


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 3:49:11 PM

callogician

...and this is of course the most parsimonious explanation.

12/5/2006 8:35:10 PM

Grym

I'm sorry sir, but gas station attendants aren't qualified enough to discuss microbiology, leave.

7/24/2008 6:55:32 PM

Cameron Darlirace

Wow, did someone hit you with the stupid stick?

7/24/2008 7:14:11 PM

ID82

That is just........ really sad.

7/24/2008 7:15:39 PM

Bad Influence

That's... interesting.

7/24/2008 9:09:47 PM

Dan

I think that tree was influenced by satan it has 666 leaves

I'm getting the feeling shimmerstar can't type 2 sentences without the word satan.


7/24/2008 9:15:36 PM

Dr. Gus

Don't try to fit religion into science it just doesn't work.

7/24/2008 9:16:15 PM

Canadiest

Or

Virus's have been with us nearly forever (Monkeys and Apes have virus's that don't effect us. Cats don't catch human colds)

We adapt and become immune to many things (most of us)

Hey Morbo. Does evolution work that way? I think I think so

7/24/2008 9:58:25 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

although some bacteria do make us sick for some reason (i dont get that, i think some bacteria get influenced by satan and deviate from goodness or something)
It's quite clear you don't spend much time thinking at all. Are you batshit insane, or just profoundly stupid?

7/24/2008 10:00:55 PM

Tearlich


Is there a batshit insane of the month award?

9/22/2008 3:22:20 PM
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