[quoting the Reuters article which gives a figure of 600,000,000 collisions per second in the Large Hadron Collider]
I just had a weird thought. Imagine instead of 600 million it hit 666 million, and at the 666 collision, bam!, suddenly a man appears (the antichrist)?
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I just had a weird thought. Imagine if the number of the beast isn't 666, it's .6666666666666.... In fact, it's meant to be the fraction 2/3, and Satan is a fractional being?
Protons colliding with anti-protons will not create a man, it may split into quarks and leptons... but man? ROFLMAO!
Not to mention that radiation will be rather high down in the tunnels so he would be fried within seconds.
...and then, DETHKLOK appears and it's a literally head-exploding orgy! :D
oh, we're not doing round-robin fanfic?
"I just had a weird thought. Imagine instead of 600 million it hit 666 million, and at the 666 collision, bam!, suddenly a man appears (the antichrist)?"
How cute. Fundy sci-fi.
666.
6660.
66600.
666000.
6660000.
66600000.
666000000.
Why would the seventh one of those numbers cause the apocalypse, and not any one of the first six? Please...I am curious...
"I just had a thought,"
Liar.
I... but... the... I don't... um...
*brain fizzles, sputters, sparks, and dies*
OH, Jadore, j'adore la poesie du fameux poète irlandais, Yeats: The Second Coming. You should read it sometime. It really encapsulates your beloved Antichrist.
Now, I've been up for like ... 21 hours? no.. It was 3 pm yesterday... 18 hours?
But my first reaction was "That would be the gayest plot device ever"
But after I thought about it, I would have said "That is so fucking stupid I don't even how to think anymore"
Not to mention all the times it would hit 666 on its way to 666 million.
A clear example of <word for humans automatically looking for patterns in nonsensical data goes here>
Here's an ACTUAL quote I have heard an ex-drug-addict say to another drug-addict:
"Try Jesus. It's totally free and makes you sky-high."
No joke. This is what a former drug-addict, currently a Christian author has had a friend say this to him.
What is it with 666? One day, before the population of the world hit the billion threshold, it reached 666,666,666, and nothing out of the ordinary happened. Looks like it's not so special after all. Go ahead, pick it in your lottery. It's as good as any other number.
Are we gonna do this every time there's a 666 in any numerical sequence?
Oh fundies, you are so wacky!
What is it with 666? One day, before the population of the world hit the billion threshold, it reached 666,666,666, and nothing out of the ordinary happened. Looks like it's not so special after all.
Yeah, and before that it had already hit 666,666,666 in base 9, and before that in base 8, and before that in base 7! They're everywhere!
You're right.
That is a weird thought.
The Number of the Beast has been figured by many Biblical scholars to refer to the emperor Nero. The rest of them think it's someone else, and those on the fringe think this is a person yet to be born (i.e., a real Apocalypse waiting to still happen.)
In other words, an actual person .
Not something caused by a machine.
(And, if you guys look at the actual thread, their seems to actually be a smart person there saying: This is not the end of the world. Would that be considered a sign of the Apocalypse?)
"I just had a weird thought. Imagine instead of 600 million it hit 666 million, and at the 666 collision, bam!, suddenly a man appears (the antichrist)?"
I just had a weird thought. Imagine if, after the LHC was powered up, it started a Resonance Cascade?
(put that crowbar down, Dr. Freeman!)
There's more chance of Suigintou appearing from the LHC than what you're blathering on about - at least one of the detector arrays in the LHC is called A.L.I.C.E.* - and considering the exotic energies involved with the collisions occuring in the LHC, and effects at the quantum level, you never know...:
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*- A Large Ion Collider Experiment
I just had a weird thought. It involved a talking taco covered in sour cream riding on the back of a pegasus.
Oh, and you're a fucktard.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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