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Then why did God create virii? Maybe theyre an instrument of punishment. I get colds all the time. Maybe God isnt happy with me.

Shimmerstar, Christian Forums 12 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Stique

Viruses. Say it with me now. Viruses.

2/11/2007 9:20:09 PM

Captain Janeway

Maybe you shouldn't drink from the 'common cup'.

2/11/2007 9:36:35 PM

Alena

Actually, although it's virtually non-existent as the correct plural, virii is a plural of viruses. However, when I saw 'virii', I thought she'd misspelled the Latin for 'men' (viri), and I immediately thought, \"Yes, your Fundie men are a punishment. To us all.\"

2/11/2007 11:38:44 PM

Ludd

From the scientific minds who believe that man was made from mud and women from a man's rib.......

2/12/2007 12:08:03 AM

Darwin

Well god certainly isn't happy with your abuse of the English language. Can you say 'apostrophe'? Hmmm, I guess not.

2/12/2007 1:04:54 AM

JaredM

...or, maybe you should just wash your hands and take vitamin supplements. Just a suggestion...

2/12/2007 1:12:49 AM

Beccs

May god strike you dead sinner. I'm an atheist and I haven't had a cold for months!

2/12/2007 1:55:29 AM

Stique

Alena-

My dictionary lied to me!

2/12/2007 2:03:41 AM

Damn Yankee

Webster and Oxford agree that the correct plural form is viruses. And it's amusing that we're talking about etymology instead of the post.

2/12/2007 10:07:10 AM

J-Hay

I keep getting the shits, so He must be really pissed off at me.

1/1/2008 3:59:48 AM

Tempus

I read her forum profile.

I'm pretty sure she's a Poe.

1/1/2008 4:55:03 AM

mefamwee

Or maybe you just have a poor immune system.

4/1/2011 3:36:23 AM
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