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It is true that viruses and other harmful unseen agents were blamed to be demons. If you want to get spiritual, viruses and sickness are catalyzed and controlled by dark forces.

Michali, Christian Forums 9 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh
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Gadren

\"Mommy, I have a cold...\"

\"Oh, Jesus! Satan's tryin' to steal yer soul away!\"

11/4/2005 12:00:19 PM

Darth Wang

Cavemen. That's what these people are, cavemen.

11/4/2005 9:31:35 PM

Darwin's Lil Girl

Michali, I have a special place for you to go. It's galled *drumroll* kindergarten! And in kindergarten, you learn the truth about deseases! Now, go back to kindergarten for a bit, and then come back once you've passed.

3/1/2008 4:23:26 AM

Darwin

Dumb x 10 = fundie

3/2/2008 5:11:57 AM

Freboy

Apparently demons can be repelled by soap.

3/2/2008 9:51:11 AM



Well, it's been said that stupid people demonize that which they don't understand.

7/27/2011 11:24:24 PM

J. James

If you think about it, Michali is right. Diseases are caused by evolution of new strains of virus or bacteria. Evolution is a dark force to these people. Therefore disease is controlled by dark forces. Q.E.D.

7/27/2011 11:28:50 PM

anti-nonsense

You can go ahead and get spiritual, the rest of us will get scientific instead. It's much more productive.

3/15/2013 2:36:00 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Another idiot who thinks Chik-Lil-A serves food.

12/4/2014 4:24:06 PM
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