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["Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness' sake,"]

Jesus, help us.

Those adverts are antichrist indeed...

King Arthur, RaptureReady 35 Comments [11/18/2008 9:18:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Route666

repost

11/18/2008 9:37:16 AM

Panjer

Oh noes, it's tolerance!

11/18/2008 9:52:49 AM

aaa

Sigh...

11/18/2008 10:18:25 AM

Nutz

it's antichristian to be good just for the sake of it?

11/18/2008 10:22:47 AM

Schizo angel versus filth

Anti-Christ is good? Well, your Yahwe is a sociopath, so yea, you ARE member of evil cult...

11/18/2008 10:44:56 AM

Paschal Wagner

Why does this remind me of Grandpa Simpson?

"Aaaaah! That president is the antichrist! Aaaaaah! Gays are the antichrist! Aaaaaah! That ad is the antichrist! Aaaaaah! Matlock was cancelled, ABC is the antichrist!"

11/18/2008 11:16:15 AM

upallnite

I have been keeping tabs of what RR considers is the anti-christ. With this list compared to what is found in my house 91 percent of what I own is the anti-christ.

9% of what I have they have not mentioned, yet.


11/18/2008 11:58:54 AM

Tom S. Fox

What's the matter? Afraid of realizing that your god is unnecessary?

11/18/2008 12:18:26 PM

werewolf

Altruism is more difficult to achieve than delusional belief.

11/18/2008 1:09:16 PM

gargoyle1

Dude, if all it takes to derail and negate your faith is an advertisement on a bus . . .

11/18/2008 1:13:49 PM

LadyJafaria

King Arthur is awesome. In any incarnation. My current favorite is the one from Spamalot.

You, not so good sir, are sullying his name, and he wants it back.

11/18/2008 1:30:28 PM

breakerslion

"King" Arthur? Seventh deadly sin (Pride). No Happyland for you!

I will never understand why people believe we need a god to tell us that killing each other (for example) is counter productive in a social setting. People who, given the right tools and education, can put a man on the moon. The ancients were ignorant, not stupid. At least some of them weren't stupid. I won't vouch for "King Arthur's" ancestors.

11/18/2008 1:51:52 PM

Hakar

What, you don't want people to be good?

11/18/2008 2:14:28 PM

JohnTheAtheist

So, King, the only reason you are good is bexause Jesus Christ is watching you?

He sees when you masturbate you know.

11/18/2008 2:17:44 PM

Xotan

Saint Malachy, really Maolmhaodhog ua Morgair in the Irish form, was a Catholic Bishop!

Rapture Ready believing a Catholic bishop??? Something wrong here!

11/18/2008 2:29:37 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

No..if they were antichrist they would say something like... "Why believe in Jesus when you can be good for goodness' sake"

But..you are a retard ready member..so I will tell you the truth. Satan put those signs no those busses.

11/18/2008 3:17:41 PM



Sigh.

11/18/2008 3:19:09 PM

Horsefeathers

"Those adverts are antichrist indeed..."

I must say, that's the first time I've seen "antichrist" used in such a manner.

11/18/2008 3:24:19 PM

Grigadil

These people are totally lost without enemies to curse to hell. If everyone was good just because it's good to be good, the raptards would no longer have any legitimate function or purpose. [I know, what's legit about them anyway?]

11/18/2008 3:27:37 PM

freako104

How is it anti Christ to be good? And did you even read the thread at Myyearbook with that? I seriously doubt it

11/18/2008 3:33:09 PM

GigaGuess

So being good to your fellow man for the sake of being good = bad.

Being good to suck up to Jesus = good!

This makes sense to you guys?

11/18/2008 3:35:18 PM

Skyknight

It probably follows from the fact that dispensationalists follow Martin Luther's judgement that the Epistle of James was an "epistle of straw". Namely, Luther's unwillingness to believe that works of justice really could matter—too close to the indulgences et al. that he was so opposed to.

It is odd, though. On the side of the holy, good works are not their own purpose; they're only meant to glorify God. But on the OTHER side, Satan wants to shatter righteousness altogether. As though neither side believes that morality is its own purpose...

11/18/2008 3:45:01 PM

anonymous

Tasty backlash.

11/18/2008 4:13:51 PM

Amanda

If the anti-christ thinks we should be good to people for no reason at all except that being good to others is a good thing to do, I'm voting for the anti-christ.

11/18/2008 4:32:07 PM

Shadoboy

Oh no! Not being good! That's satan's work!

11/18/2008 7:04:26 PM
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