(Pepsi Co Grant's $500,000 To Gay Rights)
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Microsoft and Apple Computer have both publicly advocated in favor of gay rights. So from now on you better buy your computer with Linux pre-installed. Make sure it is the right version of Linux, by the way, as some (most) Linux providers also have provided funding in support of Gay rights. Actually, maybe you better give up computers and the Rapture Ready board altogether and go back to corresponding through the USPS. Now that I think of it, the USPS is socialism, so you better use UPS to send your letters back and forth.
Don't forget that Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs, Linus Torvalds and Richard Stallman are all confirmed atheists, among many many others.
You know, you shouldn't use computers either, since Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs, and Linus Torvalds are all atheists. You wouldn't want TEH ATHEISM to get you either, would you?
Mmmm.... I feel like a big two-liter of Pepsi. Anyone want some?
More Pepsi and Coke for me, then!
Doesn't "cater to" mean "sell to"? Everyone sells things to Muslims, aside from pig farmers.
john writes, "If the RR crowd only did business with companies who don't hate the same people they do, they'd be living in the woods on squirrel meat and mushrooms."
Squirrels have a high incidence of homosexuality and are therefore unclean and should not be eaten. The edible part of mushrooms are their sex organs (unclean) and mushrooms have four sexes, which can only be the work of satan. The RR people had better just fast until their god claims them.
"Can't drink Coke because they cater to Muslims. Can't drink Pepsi because they are homo-happy now."
Don't worry, according to the bible, you can still always drink Draino (Mark 16:17-18).
Mountain Dew is made by Pepsi-Co.
I was just ab
My fscking 'u' key broke again.
hmm.
Anyway, I'm going to go buy one. I'm thirsty.u6
From what I've seen in Fundie videos you could all lay off sugar for awhile
If some fat producers and all sweets manufacturers go for gay rights the Bible belt could become much healthier. Do we want healthy fundies?
Think about it corperate America
Pepsi... the gehy... hahahaha all I can think of is the Pepsi Co meeting in Mommy Dearest. It all seems so clear to me now.
Silly fundy, the only jeebus approved beverages are wine and water.
anonymous #818770: "Squirrels have a high incidence of homosexuality and are therefore unclean and should not be eaten."
Silly me. Squirrels, of course, don't part the hoof and chew the cud (Lev. 11). I guess I should have said "deer meat and mushrooms" (I think mushrooms are still OK according to the Bible ...)
Well, the RR crowd boycotted McDonald's and their sales are up 8.2% compared to the previous year. In the past five years, McDonald's stock has gone from about $26 a share to $56 a share (compared to,say, General motors, which went from $42 to $3 in the same period).
Why does it never occur to them that maybe this is God's way of saying that they're a bunch of God-bothering, bigoted assholes?
Leviticus also says not to rotate crops, since our farmers do that you better stop eating any produce or any products derived from that produce, as they are filled with SIN!
Better yet, just stop eating and drinking. Forever.
@ Freako104:
Coke did "cater to Muslims" from 1949 to 1965. The management decided not to sell any products to Israel, for fear of an Arab League boycott. In 1965, the Anti-Defamation League brought this to the public's attention, and American Jews boycotted Coca-Cola. Bending under pressure, they opened a bottling plant in Israel. Predictably, they were boycotted by the Arab League and lost a lot of sales.
Meanwhile, Pepsi stayed out of Israel until 1992, when the Arab League stopped boycotting Coca-Cola.
This makes me want to go over to RR and post that the makers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are gay (or Muslim) and to watch their labels to make sure there's no evil Dihydrogen Monoxide in their drinks, foods, etc. ;)
If anybody with a RR account to this for me....pretty please with a fundie flavoured cherry on top?
If someone could start a plausible rumour that water was connected to homosexuals, we could be rid of these morons in a week.
EDIT: cyvr beat me to it.
I'm straight, and drink Pepsi.
Your move, chuckles.
Pepsico & Coca-Cola make most of the drinks sold in the free world. Plus the sales tax goes to the Federal Govt. Even with those not made by Pepsico & Coca Cola.
Enjoy your seawater. At least that's free.
And Oracle Corp has a GLBT group and fly the rainbow flag outside their offices on GLBT days.
Their database is used everywhere, ATM's, gas stations/pumps, almost every store you go to and shop in have the items scanned at the register and entered into a database. If you work for a somewhat larger company, the chances are that their ERP system is from Oracle, so all your paychecks comes from this system.
So, in general, if you don't want anything from a company that supports gays, kill yourself!
Confused?
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