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In the beginning... There was nothing. Then, for no reason... BANG! everything that we know and love flew out at different angles, rocks and stars started hitting each other and stuff... then water came out of this explosion and evolution turned mud into humans.

Shimmerstar, Christian Forums 11 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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amazing! one of them finally get it right!

7/12/2007 8:44:19 PM

Julian

It is closer than they usually are.

Shimmer, Shimmer little star,
How I wonder what you are. [on]
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky! [Where's Lucy?]

7/12/2007 8:49:45 PM

agentCDE

So close, yet so very fucking far.

7/12/2007 8:54:12 PM

Frank

Yes yes, that's it exactly.

7/13/2007 1:45:27 PM



Thats what the Bible says.

6/29/2008 3:43:38 PM

a basking shark

I guess you could put it that way...

6/29/2008 3:56:26 PM

Canadiest

Only religion says there was "nothing"

6/30/2008 2:25:20 PM

Grigadil

In the beginning...there was a ball of heavy cosmic elements, which over billions of years collected a very thick layer of cosmic bullshit.

6/30/2008 2:47:29 PM

Abe

Exactly! Back in my day there was nothing. Nil, zip, zilch, zee-RO, nada, a big goose egg. Just the void. And we loved it, were damn glad to have it. Whippersnappers like god just weren't satisfied and had to stir it all up and start playing in the dirt, always making new stuff. Now look at the mess he's made. Kids today. Hmmmpf.

6/30/2008 3:13:56 PM

Renon

Wrong. Learn what evolution actually says before you make an ass of yourself.

Next.

5/28/2011 8:01:55 PM

Crimson Lizard

That is one impressive strawman.

6/9/2012 10:45:22 AM
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