evolutionists :
I know i evolved from a rock because i read it in one of the 38,000 books that are now outdated because thousands of things used to support my faith evolution have been proved fraud/lies. i know i have fish ancesters and share a common ancester with a cucumber because it says so...not because there is proof, just because i read it.
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@conservativevoiceThat was so profoundly ignorant that I think my I.Q. has gone down 5 points just for reading that.
Well, what else would you frankly expect on Youtube...
"I know i evolved from a rock because i read it in one of the 38,000 books that are now outdated because thousands of things used to support my faith evolution have been proved fraud/lies."
Say what now? The only rocks are those in your head my extremely confused friend.
"i know i have fish ancesters and share a common ancester with a cucumber because it says so...not because there is proof, just because i read it."
Genetics, dipshit. You share genes with quite a lot of creatures/plants, actually. That's one of the pieces of evidence for common ancestry you twit.
Care to explain why this is so if you aren't related to them?
We have the fossils.
We win.
What I respect about science is that when evidence is found that overturns theories, the theories are overturned. That way we can actually learn things, instead of clinging desperately to an ancient book of errors and lies.
Well, we do have a common ancestor with cucumber plants (along with every other living thing on the planet), but there IS proof. And rocks were not a step in human evolution, because rocks - being nonliving - don't reproduce and so can't evolve.
because it says so...not because there is proof, just because i read it.
Somebody has fed you an Evolution strawman, and forgot to teach you how to spell ancestor.
Dearie, please learn proper grammmar and spelling before you start mocking people whith twice as much education as you've got.
Those books, in which you can read about evolution, they detail the evidence for the process of evolution. There are literally mountains of evidence for the ToE, and there are new books coming out every year with the new updates to the ToE; you'll have no problem whatsoever of finding a book that's not outdated. 38,000 books, that's probably not even close to the numbers of books detailing the ToE around the world.
"I know i evolved from a rock because i read it"
...from your one book, the Bible, because if your 'God' took a handful of dirt - and dirt is basically powdered rocks , eh Manky...?! [/paradox] [/hyper-smartarse]
And how do we know of the corrections to the mistakes of older texts? Because they've been corrected by further studies by people researching the subject, NOT YOUR F'N CHURCH. Yet you always imply there's dishonesty at foot.
And besides, most the changes to these books are additional evidences. The last time your side did that you got the Mormons.
Don't believe in evolution? No new antibiotics for you! Since what you're sick from can't have evolved, you get the same antibiotics we were using 50 years ago.
What, you say they aren't working? Sorry, they worked just fine before.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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