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Lets make gay marriage ok, Then lets make it ok for me too marry two women. Then lets make it ok for me too marry my sister or brother. Hell why not make it ok to make it where i could marry my dog or my sandwich. Where do we draw the line. God Libs are soo stupid. Example: Partial birth abortion is good. Death sentances for murderers is bad.

Libs claim to be tolerant but then they destroy anyone who opposes them by labeling them as a racist or a homophobe.

gakeeler, gay marriage comment 56 Comments [11/18/2008 12:07:08 AM]
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Anna Ghislaine

Wheee! This slope is so fun and slidey!

I don't think anyone thinks abortion is 'good'. It's a safety net for a worst-case scenario. Nobody LIKES it.

11/18/2008 12:09:49 AM

Jay-Sus

Fuck you! I'm marrying that sandwich!

11/18/2008 12:11:58 AM

Amanda

Except for marrying your dog, I'd be okay with any one of those, really. I would think it kind of gross if you married your sister, but it's your life. The point is consent. A dog can't consent. Your sister can consent (assuming she's an adult), two women can consent. A sandwich is inanimate so it doesn't matter.

11/18/2008 12:12:36 AM

Doctor Whom

Then lets make it ok for me too marry two women.

The OT patriarchs would've been down with that, although Solomon might have asked, "Why only two?"

Hell why not make it ok to make it where i could marry my dog or my sandwich.

Sure, as soon as you can name five jurisdictions where dogs and sandwiches can enter into legally binding contracts. Take your time; I'll wait.

11/18/2008 12:12:44 AM



Hell why not make it ok to make it where i could marry my...sandwich.


Did you knock up your sandwich?

...

Dude, I don't care who you marry as long as both parties consent.

11/18/2008 12:14:03 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

then let's make it ok to start a fund to(o) get this guy hooked on Phonics

11/18/2008 12:22:11 AM

freako104

"Then lets make it ok for me too marry two women
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I don't see what is wrong with that




"Then lets make it ok for me too marry my sister or brother."


If you want to.



11/18/2008 12:22:50 AM

Mike

Need more Teflon for that slope?

11/18/2008 12:26:52 AM

Tina

Animals, inanimate objects, and children can't consent.

Multiple partners would cause all sorts of new problems and - unlike gay marriage - would require drastic changes to marriage laws (what to do about taxes, divorce, who makes decisions when one is incapacitated, etc. etc.)

Inbreeding can cause problems. Family members already have a lot of the rights marriage grants couples, anyway. Your brother and sister would have no problem visiting you in the hospital or inheriting property you willed to them and the like.

Same sex marriage is exactly the same is opposite sex marriage, just with different dangly bits, and they're probably more likely to stick together if only because they've had to go through a lot more crap to be together.

Slippery slope is fail.

11/18/2008 12:41:07 AM

Disreg

Oh man, marrying multiple women and close relatives, what sort of crazy sick book would support that sort of thing?

11/18/2008 12:54:08 AM

Godbuster

A sandwich can't give consent, but that's what makes it so much fun to eat ^^

@ Disreg : The book of mormon...

11/18/2008 1:09:11 AM

noJungleKiss

Then lets make it ok for me too marry my sister or brother. Hell why not make it ok to make it where i could marry my dog or my sandwich.

I won't dignify any of that with a response. You can take that crap somewhere else.

Death sentences for murderers is bad.

No, death sentences for murderers is good.

11/18/2008 1:19:44 AM

Ozzie

I don't think there are TWO women who would marry you.

Your sister and brother already lived half their life with you, I'm sure they don't want to spend the 2nd half with you.

The dog is looking at you funny.

The sandwich is a stupid statement

11/18/2008 1:21:12 AM

MichaelL

Jay-sus,
Fine I'll take the dog

11/18/2008 1:22:54 AM

Trauma

I'm pro-choice and pro-capital punishment. I'm also pro-tyranny as long as I'm the tyrant. What's the point to this slippery slope?

11/18/2008 1:30:26 AM

john

Where do we draw the line.

Simple: gay marriage. The stuff about marrying two women, marrying your sister or brother, marrying your dog or your sandwich is your own self-invented nonsense. No one has proposed allowing people to marry sandwiches.

11/18/2008 1:38:03 AM

Dale

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I broke both my legs slipping on that slope!

11/18/2008 1:41:35 AM

BrandonL33

Marrying your sandwich?

Must be a hellacious sandwhich

Although I imagine the love would spoil pretty fast.
BA-Dum-Tish

11/18/2008 1:46:59 AM

Old Viking

Peanut butter and jelly has possibilities.

11/18/2008 1:57:21 AM

Mat

1. I grow very tired of fundamentalists drawing false comparisons. So, in order:

Polygamy (w/consent of all parties involved): OK, but what woman/man would want such an arrangement (being one of two or more husbands/wives).
Incest: Not OK.
Marriage between two parties, one of whom is unable to give informed consent (yes, this includes kids, animals and inanimate objects): Not OK.

Get it, fundie? No slope here.

2. Abortion is not good. But it is better than forcing a woman to bear a child she doesn't want. Consider the ptential for tragedy in a child being raised by a mother who didn't want it. Mind you, I personally prefer that such women bear the child, then place for adoption - but it is their right to choose. Stop fighting 30-year-old battles - you'll never win.

3. Yes, there are liberals who abuse the terms "racist" or "homophobe", but most of the time, the label is well-placed - earned by actions.

11/18/2008 2:10:33 AM

Mayhem

If I married the sandwich, then ate it, would that be familicide?

11/18/2008 2:23:07 AM

DaMentalFunism

How much does it really matter to you if I marry my sandwich? Really? How would that force you to live your life differently? How would that bring any disadvantage to you?

11/18/2008 3:09:15 AM

Allegory for Jesus

You had me up to "dog". That's where you go from people that are banned from marrying for arbitrary reasons to animals that cannot enter legal contracts, and inanimate objects that have a similar predicament.

Partial birth abortion is not good, but the death penalty is still bad. And we only label racists and homophobes racist and homophobe, as a rule. It just so happens that the criteria for those labels has been declining with years...

11/18/2008 3:37:25 AM



Because we know there was no polygamy or incest in the Bible....

11/18/2008 3:50:24 AM

anonymous

"Where do we draw the line."

BETWEEN GAY MARRIAGE AND THINGS THAT DON'T HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHTS NEEDED FOR MARRIAGE [children, dogs, sandvichs, etc.] YOU STUPID FUCK

"Partial birth abortion is good. Death sentances for murderers is bad."

Why do you guys keep assuming I oppose the death penalty? If somebody has multiple accounts of rape or one account of murder, kill them.

"Libs claim to be tolerant but then they destroy anyone who opposes them by labeling them as a racist or a homophobe."

I'm going to label you an idiot, because you make arguments based on views I do not hold and you are clearly not seeing the 'line' we keep drawing for you.

11/18/2008 3:58:40 AM
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