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SUPER Little People(not midgets)... And I MEAN LITTLE. Anyone heard of an Ishcock or Ishacock I got no clue how to spell it. They are super tiny like less than 7inches and live in Alaska(Northern)

TruthTraveler, Christian Forums 26 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Mog

What...the...fuck?

BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

3/6/2008 12:43:51 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Yes, I'm really going to believe your authoritative knowledge of something you can't even spell the name of. Really.

3/6/2008 12:47:36 PM

Freboy

If you can't spell the word, there is wikipedia, google and countless sources that can help you.

There really is no excuse for not being able to spell on the internet other than laziness... a sin if I remember correctly?

3/6/2008 12:57:36 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Oh. That's spelled Lilliputian. Fellow named Gulliver discovered them.

3/6/2008 1:28:23 PM

Frank

No they're not tiny. They're just far away.

3/6/2008 1:34:23 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Frank's post = comedy gold.

That joke never stops being funny.

3/6/2008 2:28:18 PM

GigaGuess

"They look like ants from here!"

"They are ants, Michael...they are ants!"

3/6/2008 4:58:03 PM

Titania

An internet search of Ishacock came up with three possibilities-- two were Christian Forums and one was FSTDT

A search for Ishcock came up with 29 if various topics from fiction to gay, goth, sex, or porn related sites, etc. A reifned search with the word Alaska came up with the same three sites as Ishacock.

Don't think this is fundy, but is surely stupid.

7 inche people, yeah, right.

3/6/2008 5:23:05 PM

Princess Rot

I could make some vile and immature comments about his stupid spelling, but I'm an adult and I know better.

... o_O ...

Oh wth... can you imagine this bozo going around his neighbourhood asking "Ish a cock? Ish a cock anyone?" until some butch chick smacks him in the face for calling her a man.

Ishacock, honestly. YOU'RE the cock, buddy.

3/6/2008 5:48:48 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Uh . . . 7 inches IS a cock

anything more is probably a super one.

;-)

3/6/2008 6:24:17 PM

484

Fail

3/6/2008 6:34:41 PM

KnS

of course they are...now it's time for your medicine and off to bed with you britney...i mean truthtraveler

3/17/2008 2:36:25 PM

Pie Man

Umm, "Gulliver's Travels" is fictional.

3/17/2008 7:07:55 PM

Arts_Myth

"SUPER Little People"...

Look, up in the sky!
Ishabird!
Ishaplane!
No! Ishacock!

3/17/2008 8:09:49 PM

Jake Steel

Not fundie, just nuts.

3/17/2008 10:00:07 PM

Saccharissa

A seven-inch Ishacock? Um, I think you may be confusing reality with the joke that ends:
"Do you really think I wanted a twelve-inch pianist?"

3/17/2008 11:54:09 PM

Darwin

Note to TruthTraveler; your supermarket produce manager has stocked the wrong mushrooms. Throw them out.

3/18/2008 2:24:19 AM

Riin-thrall

The fact that "Ishacock" is quite suggestive and the fact that that seven inches "ish" the average length of "a cock" are facts which probably escape you.

I expect that's probably how this particularly bizarre legend came about; someone was having a laugh at your expense.

3/19/2008 3:37:30 AM

Sputnik

Is it remotely possible that the OP was talking about Inukshuk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inukshuk)? I mean, that is still a pretty severe level of ignorance and/or misinterpretation...

3/29/2008 12:16:12 AM

cyborgtroy

It's called a cock.

Guys have them.

Some are less than 7 inches.

5/9/2008 8:15:48 AM



CSTDT.

11/12/2008 7:26:24 PM

Kitourahime

Drugs: Yes. They fuck you up that bad.

1/8/2009 10:44:16 AM



They must be the ones who voted Palin in as governor.

1/8/2009 11:37:58 AM



"No they're not tiny. They're just far away."

Yeah, like I said, Sarah Palin.

1/8/2009 11:38:52 AM

Arctic Knight

Oh look, a seven inch pianist.

5/19/2010 6:42:43 PM
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