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It seems that evolutionists are now prepared to concede that the sun is NOT fixed in the sky, but is, in fact, constantly moving.

So now we hear half the truth, but when will we get the WHOLE truth (ie., that the sun circles the earth)???

Also, what evolutionists haven't explained is, if the sun is indeed moving, then WHO is doing the moving, if not Almighty God???

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 58 Comments [11/18/2008 3:42:10 AM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

What does the theory of evolution have to do with the sun?

11/18/2008 3:49:15 AM

Brian X

Someone please explain to me what this guy's deal is... I was under the impression he was a British fundie?

11/18/2008 3:49:28 AM

colonel catastrophe

Ok... evolution has nothing to do with the Sun... Unless we're talking photosynthesis or something... I think you need to speak with an astronomer...

11/18/2008 3:49:54 AM

anonymous

Well the sun is orbiting the galaxy, so momentum is moving it.

But considering the mass ratio between the sun and the Earth, and where that places the barycenter of our gravitational relationship, it's safe to say that the earth orbits the sun, not the other way around.

11/18/2008 3:50:28 AM

MK

Um.... this has been known for nearly a century. You're just now catching up?


11/18/2008 3:52:05 AM

Old Viking

Sorry, Garvan, evolution doesn't do sun.

11/18/2008 3:53:15 AM



In the center of every galaxy is a giant black hole. That is why the sun is moving. Also, the universe is constantly expanding, but I could be wrong. And what do evolutionists have to do with this? Also, I do believe everyone (past and present and future-hopefully) knows the sun is NOT fixed in the sky, since we do have night and day.

11/18/2008 3:56:04 AM

thejebusfire

What an idiot.

11/18/2008 3:56:36 AM

dtisc

"It seems that evolutionists are now prepared to concede that the sun is NOT fixed in the sky, but is, in fact, constantly moving."

I don't recall evolutionists ever denying it. Did you mean Christians?

"So now we hear half the truth, but when will we get the WHOLE truth (ie., that the sun circles the earth)???"

When pigs fly. Pray for evolution to occur.

"Also, what evolutionists haven't explained is, if the sun is indeed moving, then WHO is doing the moving, if not Almighty God???"

Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course. Duh.

11/18/2008 3:57:40 AM

Jay-Sus


11/18/2008 4:03:17 AM

atrasicarius


11/18/2008 4:19:30 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Must be a Poe. This is too ridiculous of a fail to be an accident. It was an intelligently designed fail.

11/18/2008 4:39:17 AM

Travelling Hobo

Did the last 200 years of physics pass him by or something?

11/18/2008 4:51:45 AM

Tony

Wow, he's a geocentrist.

Not only that, but: "Gravity cannot exist in a vaccuum"
From the comments section. o_0


I really hope this guy's a Poe.
But after looking through his blog, I'm forced to conclude that if he's a Poe, he's very good.

11/18/2008 4:58:05 AM

a mind far far away

Ah, Garvan. You bless us again with that fundy logic that makes us laugh so much.

Due to the gravitational pull of the planets, the sun tends to 'wobble' a bit, but that's all. The sun does NOT circle the earth. Astronomy has proven this without a shadow of a doubt (unless you're an ignorant fundy idiot). And the wobbling of the sun is not caused by any sky fairy, like I said, it's due to gravitational pull. No deity needed. That's a good try though, too bad you're just an idiot.

11/18/2008 5:02:04 AM

Route666

A flat earther?

11/18/2008 5:14:43 AM

Fox

Who is moving the sun? For some reason I get this image of the King of all Cosmos rolling the sun around. Makes as much sense as his answer.

11/18/2008 5:50:33 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

if the sun is indeed moving, then WHO is doing the moving, if not Almighty God???


11/18/2008 6:08:09 AM

doomie 22

Evolution != astrophysics

11/18/2008 6:14:01 AM

Captain Obvious

Technically everthing is moving.

Why does anyone have to move anything? Physics is taking care of it just fine thanks.

11/18/2008 6:39:34 AM

Michael

The sun is oritting the galactic center, the galaxy is mmoving through space along with billion of other galaxies.
Suggest you consult any astronomer AND psychotherapist

11/18/2008 6:42:07 AM

aaa

Carico's lost cousin?

11/18/2008 7:09:57 AM

Paschal Wagner

if the sun is indeed moving

I thought your argument was that it isn't?

then WHO is doing the moving

Apollo, of course. Unlike Jehovah, he's actually got it in his job description.

11/18/2008 7:12:16 AM

FMG

It was never fixed in the sky.

The Sun is MASSIVELY heavy. So we rotate around it. Its like how a hammer thrower does not swing around his hammer but the hammer around him...

11/18/2008 9:39:26 AM

Clown

Paschal Wagner: I thought that it was Helios, god with a flaming chariot?

Anyway, Garvan, astrophysicists say that the Earth is orbiting around the Sun, but that Sun doesn't stand still (in the galaxy). No one said anything about the Sun orbiting the Earth.

11/18/2008 10:00:34 AM
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