Garvan Ellison #fundie

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The Endgame
Like many others, I believe the earth is likely to come to an end in 2012 for the following reasons:

1. A massive asteroid (the second-largest ever) will pass VERY close to the Earth in January. Numerologist Michael Drosnin (who is an atheist BTW) claims that, according to the Bible Code, an asteroid will collide with the Earth. He is the one who successfully predicted the assasination of Yitzhak Rabin in 1995.

2. The Earth will be home to 7 billion people, according to the US Census Bureau. This is significant as '7' is regarding a number symbolises perfectionism in the Bible.

3. On 21 December 2012, the Mayan Calendar draws to an end,

4. The sun will reverse its own magnetic poles as a result of reaching the end of its sunspot cyle.

5. The Prophet Malachy was given a series of visions in 1140, which foretell a motto for the next 111 Popes. Since then, every SINGLE papacy, without exception, appears to have fulfilled Malachy's unique prophecy for them. And, according to Malachy, THERE IS ONLY ONE MORE POPE TO COME BEFORE THE END. We all know that Benedict is a man of great age, who may die soon. So 2012 would seem like a reasonable date where there would be time for only ONE MORE POPE.

6. In addition, virtually all the Biblical prophecies have now been fulfilled. A suspect antichrist is shortly to take up residence in the White House.

There are many more reasons besides - http://www.december212012.org/

PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO!!!!!

Is this simply too much coincidence? Never in the field of human history have so many discrete sources linked a common date for the end of time.

Perhaps now is therefore the time to think seriously about your life and what will happen to you when it comes to an end.

55 comments

old comment by Sanity

Michael Drosnin
Ah yes, the man who made a challenge to find a "bible"code in Moby Dick, and was promptly presented with the exact same prediction he made about Rabin from that book.

2. The Earth will be home to 7 billion people, according to the US Census Bureau. This is significant as '7' is regarding a number symbolises perfectionism in the Bible.
Numerically speaking, 7 billion is quite different from 7.
One is even, the other odd. One is a prime, the other is not. etc etc.

3. On 21 December 2012, the Mayan Calendar draws to an end,
Does this mean I should be worshipping Quetzatquotl?
Besides, the Mayan calender no more ends on december 21 2012 then ours did on december 31 1999.

4. The sun will reverse its own magnetic poles as a result of reaching the end of its sunspot cyle.
As it has done every eleven years for the past billion years.

5. The Prophet Malachy was given a series of visions in 1140, which foretell a motto for the next 111 Popes. Since then, every SINGLE papacy, without exception, appears to have fulfilled Malachy's unique prophecy for them.
[Citation needed]
And even then, can you say "Self-fullfilling prophecy"?

6. In addition, virtually all the Biblical prophecies have now been fulfilled.
Like the destruction of Damascus (it wasn't), the drying of the Nile (it didn't), the Canaanite language being spoken in Egypt (it wasn't, and likely won't as it is extinct), Egypt being empty for 40 years (it wasn't), the Jews not being forced from "their" land (they still are). The list goes on and on.

And then we have Matthew, who seems to fabricate ancient prophecy on the spot, wrongfully attributing, quotes prophecy that doesn't exist etc etc.

And of course, the ultimate screwup, the fact that the second coming, scheduled during the lives of that generation, is about 1950 years overdue.

old comment by a mind far far away

"The Endgame" Quit using chess terms, it's the sacred game of Caissa, and you should not have the pleasure of enjoying.

"Numerologist Michael Drosnin (who is an atheist BTW)" Yeah, and he was also a massive lier. Did you ever read the two 'Bible Code' books? And then read the response of the Jewish mathematician who came up with it, Eliahu Rips? Rips said he never even spoke with Drosnin, much less met and discussed the code.

"He is the one who successfully predicted the assasination of Yitzhak Rabin" PM Rabins cabinet memebers and advisors, after the Bible Code came out, said Rabin and Drosnin never spoke, even though Drosnin claimed that they did, shortly before his death, about his death. The fact you still believe the Bible Code, even though it's been proven to be a mass historical hoax (there's been hundreds of people for the last several centuries that believe there is a code in the Torah), shows you have mental problems.

"The Earth will be home to 7 billion people, according to the US Census Bureau. This is significant as '7' is regarding a number symbolises perfectionism in the Bible" "7" and "7 billion" are mathematically VERY far apart.

"On 21 December 2012, the Mayan Calendar draws to an end" Relying on pagan prophecies now? Heretic. DIAF.

"The sun will reverse its own magnetic poles as a result of reaching the end of its sunspot cyle" Citation needed.

"The Prophet Malachy" Yes, he did make those prophecies, and no, most Catholics, much less Protestants or Orthodox, believe them. Malachy was proven to be a lunatic.

"In addition, virtually all the Biblical prophecies have now been fulfilled" The 'Biblical prophecies' are vague, and can be interpreted to mean anything, like Nostradamus.

"A suspect antichrist is shortly to take up residence in the White House" America is not mentioned in the bible, so you're really reaching far into your ass for that one.

"Is this simply too much coincidence?" It's not even coincidence, there is nothing there that is valid at all, except the Mayan calendar, and some people even think that it's not a prophecy of doomsday, but the start of a utopian period. You've pulled a bunch of shit out of your ass to make it seem like it's more than coincidental. It is not coincidental, however, that you time and time again show what kind of a moron you are. STFU and DIAF.

old comment by Palifox

21 December 2012

We hear each day "two oh one two"
The kids all ask if it is true.
"Nibiru, the planet we must fear,
Or planet X shall soon be here.
The Mayan count runs to an end.
I was told this by a friend.”

Nibiru the hoax world of Sitchin
Fit only for the garbage bin.
Devoid of fact, reason or wit,
Science laughs at all the talk of it.

Of planet “X” Nan Lieder cries,
And yet she won't look at the skies,
To come in four short years it's true,
The damn thing must be now in view!

"Where is it?" Science asks with glee,
"You said, 'Beware two thousand three!'
With Earth it didn't make a tryst,
We're very sure it don't exist!"

Galactic lines are the next fright,
And yet the angles are not right.
“Six degrees off!” the scientists say,
“It happens near each solstice day.”
But it would no difference make,
You can be sure the thing’s a fake.

"Planets align!" or so some say
"It will be on that very day."
Yet naught of fact now can they quote,
I'd like to take them by the throat
And try to squeeze some truth right in,
But murder now they say's a sin.

Failed prophets, fools, those full of fraud,
Are people with whom we all are bored.

Copyright. Apologies to Milton, Donne, Pope, Dryden et al

Poor old Garvan, he's still with us. If his pastor told him toothpaste was made from baby seals he'd stop brushing.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"1. A massive asteroid (the second-largest ever) will pass VERY close to the Earth in January. Numerologist Michael Drosnin (who is an atheist BTW) claims that, according to the Bible Code, an asteroid will collide with the Earth. He is the one who successfully predicted the assasination of Yitzhak Rabin in 1995."

First of all, so what? Asteroids pass by all the time. Ever heard the term "cosmic shooting gallery"?

Second, why would an atheist use the Bible Code?

Third, numerology is complete horseshit.

"2. The Earth will be home to 7 billion people, according to the US Census Bureau. This is significant as '7' is regarding a number symbolises perfectionism in the Bible."

Look around. There's nothing about this planet that's "perfect" and it sure as hell isn't going to be that way in four years.

"3. On 21 December 2012, the Mayan Calendar draws to an end,"

The Maya were a bunch of heathen pagans worshiping false gods, remember? What makes them so special?

Aside from that, their calendar had ended a few times prior to the end of the one you're using. They expected nothing bad to happen but rather some sort of "Age of Aquarius" period of change and enlightenment, not the end of the world/universe.

"4. The sun will reverse its own magnetic poles as a result of reaching the end of its sunspot cyle."

It's happened before. Happens with the Earth's magnetic field occasionally too. Surprise, the Earth/universe is still here.

"5. The Prophet Malachy was given a series of visions in 1140, which foretell a motto for the next 111 Popes. Since then, every SINGLE papacy, without exception, appears to have fulfilled Malachy's unique prophecy for them. And, according to Malachy, THERE IS ONLY ONE MORE POPE TO COME BEFORE THE END. We all know that Benedict is a man of great age, who may die soon. So 2012 would seem like a reasonable date where there would be time for only ONE MORE POPE."

Yeah. Completely accurate. If you squint your eyes and turn your head just right you can see anything you want.

"6. In addition, virtually all the Biblical prophecies have now been fulfilled. A suspect antichrist is shortly to take up residence in the White House."

One word: Tyre.

"Perhaps now is therefore the time to think seriously about your life and what will happen to you when it comes to an end."

I'll rot in the ground, just like you. The only difference is that the thought scares the holy fuck out of you whereas I accept it as a natural process.

old comment by Rallymodeller

1. A massive asteroid (the second-largest ever) will pass VERY close to the Earth in January.

Vesta's coming past Earth? Why haven't I heard of this? Besides, if this "asteroid" were that close, it would be small-telescope visible.

Numerologist Michael Drosnin (who is an atheist BTW)[...] He is the one who successfully predicted the assasination of Yitzhak Rabin in 1995.
Anyone can get one right once in a while. How many has he gotten wrong

2. The Earth will be home to 7 billion people, according to the US Census Bureau. This is significant as '7' is regarding a number symbolises perfectionism in the Bible.

I got nothing for this one. Making up random shit for Jeebus!

3. On 21 December 2012, the Mayan Calendar draws to an end,
And so? Just like us, they were probably planning on making a new calendar.

4. The sun will reverse its own magnetic poles as a result of reaching the end of its sunspot cyle.

And so? It's done this lots of times. The claim of the end of the current sunspot cycle is gonna need a citation, sport.

5. The Prophet Malachy was given a series of visions in 1140, which foretell a motto for the next 111 Popes. Since then, every SINGLE papacy, without exception, appears to have fulfilled Malachy's unique prophecy for them. And, according to Malachy, THERE IS ONLY ONE MORE POPE TO COME BEFORE THE END. We all know that Benedict is a man of great age, who may die soon. So 2012 would seem like a reasonable date where there would be time for only ONE MORE POPE.

Yeah we're gonna need a citation for this one. Preferably the original, UNALTERED manuscript.

6. In addition, virtually all the Biblical prophecies have now been fulfilled. A suspect antichrist is shortly to take up residence in the White House.

Okay, we both know that's not even close to being true. Actually, pretty much no Biblical prophecies have come true. Wishful thinking doesn't change that.