The church elders are not in anyone's business. This is a belief of the church period. I can do whatever I want, because in the end, it is between me and God. I don't want to do oral sex because it just seems degrading and disrespectful to both man and woman. I won't judge you, so don't judge me and my church's beliefs. Oral sex is apart of sodomy. Those mystery juices don't belong in your mouth.
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At least a fundie admits that sodomy isn't just homobutseks!
Sodomy is fun for everyone!
And blowjobs are never disrespectful.
'mystery juices'...?
Oral sex is great.
@ Grigori Yefimovich
Send for Oral Roberts
LMAO ROTFL
That´s O.K. for me,
after all she doesn´t try to force her beliefs upon others.
There isn´t anything mystical about sperm however, mostly proteins, together with some hormones and other chemicals ;)
Oral sex is apart (sic) of sodomy? Are you sure? I don't think they work that way. Oral sex is using the mouth to pleasure the sex organ, while sodomy is putting the sex organ in the anus. They seem like two completely different things to me. And "mystery juices"? They're not a mystery, we know what they are and what they're for. Trust me, if you're ever lucky enough to get a bj (or get eaten out if you're a femal), you won't think this way.
1st- I don't know what the hell you are talking about with "mystery juices". There’s really no mystery about it.
2nd- I'm not sure how you've linked oral sex and sodomy.
3rd- Aside from those points, I do have to agree that it is a terrible idea to put ones mouth anywhere near a another persons waste excretion orifices. Degrading, no. Disrespectful, no. Disgusting and highly unsanitary to some, yes.
I take the omlet, coffee, pancakes and some mystery juice!
You know, there are mystery flavor dumdums! *eek*
I won't judge you, so don't judge me and my church's beliefs.
Right. All the fundies here in California were certainly non-judgmental in voting to break up thousands of marriages, so we should just refrain from judging or complaining.
Gah, that's all the sarcasm I can manage for now.
Mystery juices? Are you 12?
You don't even know what judging means. I don't think I've ever heard a single christian use the word properly, in the biblical context or otherwise. Please, look it up. -.-
I'm going to assume SadieAnn is Mormon. They say that they don't care about what happens between a man and a woman, but then tell you all the things that are wrong to do because they're 'degrading'. Things that are degrading include everything except missionary position in the dark.
Although I've always wondered if they have to keep the holy underwear on for sex. Does anyone know?
Yes, the whole "mystery juices" bit is laughable, and the stubbornly willful ignorance of the various aspects of human sexuality is rather sad.
That having been said, there is one bright ray of hope in SadieAnn's post.
"I can do whatever I want, because in the end, it is between me and God."
If theists were content to leave sex-related matters (and anything else, for that matter) between God and the person in question, as opposed to rudely (and often violently) sticking their proverbial nose into what their own scriptures proclaim to be their god's business, the world would be a much, much better place to call home.
Hey, if you don't want to do BJs, you have the right to say no. Don't be surprised if your husband gets one elsewhere, though.
@#773133
"2nd- I'm not sure how you've linked oral sex and sodomy."
ah, she must be following the fundie definition which states anything other than the missionary position is sodomy...
Confused?
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