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The church elders are not in anyone's business. This is a belief of the church period. I can do whatever I want, because in the end, it is between me and God. I don't want to do oral sex because it just seems degrading and disrespectful to both man and woman. I won't judge you, so don't judge me and my church's beliefs. Oral sex is apart of sodomy. Those mystery juices don't belong in your mouth.

SadieAnn_1917, Yahoo! Answers 60 Comments [11/18/2008 8:18:54 AM]
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Submitted By: EL
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#772855
HoJuSimpson

Awww, looks like someone is celibate and not by choice.

11/18/2008 8:22:45 AM
#772856
Freboy

Fundies are obsessed with sexual practices.

That's what happens when you repress, kids.

11/18/2008 8:25:24 AM
#772872
Thinking Allowed

I bet she's never tried it.

11/18/2008 8:42:49 AM
#772879
Grigori Yefimovich

Send for Oral Roberts! Hallelujah!

11/18/2008 8:57:34 AM
#772881
Vesper

At least a fundie admits that sodomy isn't just homobutseks!

Sodomy is fun for everyone!

And blowjobs are never disrespectful.

11/18/2008 9:04:00 AM
#772890
Jack Bauer

Sadie Ann - born in 1917, 91 years of fuckin' ugly.

11/18/2008 9:15:04 AM
#772893
Nowonmai

Just the fact that you call seminal fluid, and vaginal fluid "Mystery Juices" speaks volumes about yourself.

11/18/2008 9:17:36 AM
#772906
aaa

So fucking what?

11/18/2008 9:34:50 AM
#772907
IanC

Bwahahaha.

Oral sex is awesome. Poor Sadie is really missing out :p

11/18/2008 9:34:57 AM
#772926
FMG

Sadie Ann's mouth is filled with too much talk, and not enough cock...

11/18/2008 9:46:51 AM
#772957
Mr Blur

Well, they belong in mine. Just sayin'...

11/18/2008 10:06:28 AM
#772966
Dan Onymous

'mystery juices'...?

Oral sex is great.

11/18/2008 10:15:15 AM
#772976
Route666

@ Grigori Yefimovich

Send for Oral Roberts

LMAO ROTFL

11/18/2008 10:21:49 AM
#772984
CJ

A good sex education class might take away some of the "mystery."

11/18/2008 10:27:43 AM
#772985
The Jamo

Mystery juices? Eeeeeh... Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot; over.

11/18/2008 10:27:46 AM
#773041
Eden

That´s O.K. for me,
after all she doesn´t try to force her beliefs upon others.

There isn´t anything mystical about sperm however, mostly proteins, together with some hormones and other chemicals ;)

11/18/2008 11:20:43 AM
#773058
Princess Rot

Mystery juices? Were you ever told about the facts of life?

I guess not...

11/18/2008 11:33:53 AM
#773067
a mind far far away

Oral sex is apart (sic) of sodomy? Are you sure? I don't think they work that way. Oral sex is using the mouth to pleasure the sex organ, while sodomy is putting the sex organ in the anus. They seem like two completely different things to me. And "mystery juices"? They're not a mystery, we know what they are and what they're for. Trust me, if you're ever lucky enough to get a bj (or get eaten out if you're a femal), you won't think this way.

11/18/2008 11:42:59 AM
#773102


If you think oral sex is the same as sodomy then you're talking out of your arse.....

11/18/2008 12:03:28 PM
#773133
anaxthema

1st- I don't know what the hell you are talking about with "mystery juices". There’s really no mystery about it.

2nd- I'm not sure how you've linked oral sex and sodomy.

3rd- Aside from those points, I do have to agree that it is a terrible idea to put ones mouth anywhere near a another persons waste excretion orifices. Degrading, no. Disrespectful, no. Disgusting and highly unsanitary to some, yes.

11/18/2008 12:30:12 PM
#773170
jmc

SadieAnn_1917 isn't wrong about the sodomy part. While today its mostly associated with anal sex, traditionally any form of non-procreative sex was considered sodomy.

11/18/2008 12:54:02 PM
#773171
Xotan

Pity the husband! Or - happy the ones who got away.

11/18/2008 12:54:26 PM
#773181
Illuminatalie

Mystery juices? Now I've heard it all.

11/18/2008 12:58:24 PM
#773199
Lucretius

"Mystery Juices "

Puts a whole new complexion on the term "Mystery relgions"

11/18/2008 1:05:26 PM
#773263
Poppy Pomfrey

I take the omlet, coffee, pancakes and some mystery juice!

You know, there are mystery flavor dumdums! *eek*

11/18/2008 2:06:50 PM
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