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The new age folks know about the rapture and are just waiting for us to get outa here so they can have the world to themselves. That's not just internet hogwash, either. A coworker was actually mad to see me at work the day after Y2K, she was so sure that was the day.

GloryBound, RR 54 Comments [11/20/2008 1:31:28 AM]
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#775494
MichaelL

repost

11/20/2008 1:33:07 AM
#775496
Jesus Klingon

We're all sick and tired of your self-righteous asses.

I was watching CNN and they had footage of Sydney as they were ringing in 2000, and I noticed that the shit wasn't hitting the fan, and I knew that everything was going to be okay.

This needs to be repeated, GloryBound: you coworker probably knows how much you suck.

11/20/2008 1:34:45 AM
#775498
lolmax

It's cute how important they think they are.

11/20/2008 1:35:29 AM
#775502
Caretaker

A coworker was actually mad to see me at work the day after Y2K

I suspect your long-suffering coworker is mad to see you at work everyday.

We would be.

11/20/2008 1:41:23 AM
#775503
Mortok

Yeah, I'd be angry to see you at work too. Not just that day, but any day.

11/20/2008 1:41:32 AM
#775504
a mind far far away

Paranoia, isn't it great?

11/20/2008 1:43:36 AM
#775506
Cap'n Mel

You must be pretty fucking annoying then.

11/20/2008 1:44:43 AM
#775507
anonymous

Actually the world is going to end something like February 5th [2nd?], 2038 at like 3 in the morning.

Anybody? Anybody?

11/20/2008 1:46:10 AM
#775512
Panz

I'm sure that hatred never existed prior.
Fuckwit, were you preaching to people and now they're pissed?

11/20/2008 1:49:40 AM
#775518
DaMentalFunism

That's not just internet hogwash, either.

Ooh no. That's genuine Rapture-Ready brand hogwash.

11/20/2008 1:54:16 AM
#775526
DaMentalFunism

A coworker was actually mad to see me at work the day after Y2K

Like everyone else, she was hoping you'd have spent the previous evening drinking kool-aid with your buddies.

11/20/2008 1:55:55 AM
#775528
Carnivore_Rabbit

@anonymous: Isn't that from 'With a Whimper' by Skipp and Spector?

11/20/2008 1:59:36 AM
#775531
Jay-Sus

Your co-worker isn't the only one who's mad at you.

11/20/2008 2:00:20 AM
#775540
RavenWood

Its not just "new agers," we all want you gone.

11/20/2008 2:03:50 AM
#775546
JDC1

B.S. !

11/20/2008 2:06:06 AM
#775558
tracer

anonymous wrote:

"Actually the world is going to end something like February 5th [2nd?], 2038 at like 3 in the morning."


Close.

January 19, 2038, at 7 seconds after 3:14 AM Greenwich Mean Time

11/20/2008 2:14:13 AM
#775559
BrendanJD

Banks, commodities dealers, and insurance companies calculate numbers months and months into advance. That's how I knew Y2K was a load of horseshit.

Religiously, since there is nothing in any of the holy texts I've browsed regarding the year 2000. Well you get the point.

11/20/2008 2:14:34 AM
#775564
Pyroclasm

As nice as it would be to have you ass-sucks just disappear, there is no such thing as the rapture.

11/20/2008 2:15:43 AM
#775579
Allegory for Jesus

It's a testament to how much you people suck.

11/20/2008 2:23:14 AM
#775594
Caretaker

tracer - Thanks for that, interesting read. If I'm still around by then I'll be sure to point at RR and say "everything's gone to hell... and you're still here!"

And then I'll laugh.

11/20/2008 2:29:16 AM
#775616
threshold

She was probably hoping you'd hung yourself out of paranoia...

11/20/2008 2:41:43 AM
#775628
GreenEyedLilo

@ Jesus Klingon: I did the same thing! The Australians were such a consolation to a lot of people elsewhere. To the Aussies: sorry y'all had to be first!

Most likely the "New Age" co-worker was severely hung over and really was not in the fucking mood to hear from an annoying fundie.

11/20/2008 2:51:16 AM
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Old Viking

You misunderstood.

11/20/2008 2:57:49 AM
#775635
DCoke

Yes. You're quite right.

11/20/2008 2:59:28 AM
#775659


I have a bunch of what you call "new age" religious friends. Not a single one of them believes in rapture. Nor do any of my moderate Christian friends. Sorry guys, you nuts are out on that narrow branch and sawing all by yourself.

11/20/2008 3:29:12 AM
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